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The sweetest thing a boyfriend can say to his girl:
"The next girl I will ever love on this Earth, will be our DAUGHTER." (:
I'm just a typical teenager?
I have a messy room.
I am moody.
I have fallouts/arguments.
I moan most of the time.
I spend most of my time on my laptop.
I have private things on my phone.
I go to bed late.
So mum and dad.. deal with it.
i whip my hair back and fourth
i whip my hair back and fourth
i whip my hair back and ..... OH DAMN MY WIG>
like if you can read this: Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. :)
Never expect. Never assume. Never ask. And never demand. Just let it be. If it's meant to be, it will happen :)
I just miss you , that's all
I stay up late, fall out with friends, have a messy room, literally LIVE on my lap-top, I'm lazy, and I'm ALWAYS texting. Though mum, dad, I'm NOT the only teenager that acts like that. I am just a TYPICAL teenager. So don't think your doing anything wrong, because your not. To be honest, if I WASN'T doing any of these, things, THEN you should be worried.
Justin Bieber said he was having a BABY, Usher said OMG, Katy Perry set off FIREWORKS, Bruno Mars thought they where GRENADES, Eminem said he was NOT AFRAID, Jason Derulo said WHATCHA SAY? then Nelly woke up and said it was only JUST A DREAM
I hate it when someone mentions the name of the person I no longer wish to remember
putting freezing cold hands on someone warm.. :P
I like stoners because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to smoke, and maybe eat some food. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a stoner."
Nazi Germany surrender to the United States on May 7th, 1945.
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945.
Coincidence? I think not.
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
Laughing by yourself because you remembered something really funny.
Yes. My status is aimed at you. Biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Son: Dad, my math teacher yelled at me today!
Son: My teacher asked me what is 3 x 2, and I answered 6.
Dad: That's right!
Son: Then he asked me what is 2 x 3
Dad: WTF is the difference??
Son: That's what I said...
I may not be the most beautiful girl or the s*xiest girl nor do I have a perfect body. I might not be everyone's first choice, but I’m a great choice. I do not pretend to be someone I’m not, because I’m good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things in my past, but I’m proud of who I am today. So take me as I am, or watch me as I walk away! ♥
Going around the kitchen like pac-man because you have the munchies
hot guy, smart but not geeky, funny, and tough. like if this is your ideal guy
When you are driving and someone insists on you having just one alcoholic drink. WHY?? FFS!!!!
Omg,she just quafed.
Why is everyone so upset about 2012? The Jonas Brothers have been to the year 3000, and not much has changed, but we live underwater.
Getting use to writing 2011 instead of 2010.
I yam sofa king we tar did. i yam sofa king fik.
Like if you get it :)
andy grey has got a point, women don't have a F*cking clue
Sommige mensen kunnen echt kutten.
like this if you're not that complete arsehole Michael Hall
OMFGGGGGGGG !!!! TONIGHT IS SOOOO F*ckINGGG BORING !
Youu see ii doon't know why....? youu crying likee aa B*tch.. , Talking Sh*t.. likee aa SNITCH....:)
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