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Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
Love is like chocolate you know it's bad for you but you still want it
It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.
Dude, you got her. She YOURS. So step up , treat her right or she won't be yours for long.
When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :)
The question in life is not whether you get knocked down...you will...the question is,are you ready to get back up..and fight for what you believe in....
waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life
sometimes the best revenge is to smile, move on, and do NOTHING ;)
That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page
That awkward moment when it's your birthday, and people are singing happy birthday to you, and you just stand there clueless of what to do.
If Facebook ever shut down, you'd see people aimlessly walking round streets, scribbling on walls, poking each other, searching for their friends, thumbs-upping and commenting at everything they see and tagging one another.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face.
You know you're addicted to facebook when...
-You go on like 12 times a day
-You get excited when you have one notification
-You smile when someone likes your status
-You start to get very angry when...(See More)
"s*xy" means I want you. "Pretty" means I like you. "Beautiful" means I love you. "Gorgeous" means all of the above and that is because you are the best thing that ever happened to me :)
Girl: what would you do if i broke up with you?
boy: then i'd go back to my ex.
(girl cried and broke up with him)
girl: what are you doing here??
boy: like what i said, i'd go back to my ex. so, will you take me back ?
There’s only so many times you can allow someone to let you down before you can handle the disappointment anymore. When things change people change and it doesn’t mean you forget the past, it simply means you try to move on & treasure the memories. Letting go doesn’t mean giving up, it means accepting things that were not ment to be. There’s a point in life when u get tired of chasing everyone, trying to fix everything, but it’s not giving up. You got to do what’s right for you even
i pray for you Bob Cole, God Be With You <3
clapping the longest in assembly because you are a fearless Ba***rd.
Youporn, Redtube, Pornhub, Xtube, Youjizz, Tube8..
Like this if youve visited more than one of these ;)
My girlfriend phoned me and said "Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. :D" So I went over and rang the door bell. She answered, so I broke up with her for lying to me.
Like if you get it.
Kiss me when I'm talking.
Play with my hair.
Hold me around my waist.
Kiss me on the cheek.
Let me sleep in your arms.
Hug me and don't let go.
Hold my hand and don't let go.
Stay with me forever.
Don't cheat on me, because it won't make you look cool.
Call me beautiful or gorgeous, not hot or s*xy.
And last but not least tell me you love me.<3
-Your girlfriend. :)
Taking a shower at someones house and getting completely undressed
then being like
"how the hell do you turn this thing on?"
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.
the 13 year old boy in the australian floods who died after telling rescuers to save his younger brother instead of him
DID YOU KNOW:
-Kissing is healthy.
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you.
-Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it.
-89% of guys would want girls to make the first move.
-Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist.
-Chocolate makes you feel better.
-Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
-Guys think its cute when you mess up.
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