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F*ckin Perfect !
The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends
People say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you’d lose it.
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
Do you want to know what my problem is? I will tell you what my problem is…
i love you. I love your name, I love the way you look at me, I love your
gorgeous smile, I love the way you walk, I love your beautiful eyes, I
love the sound of your laugh, i love the way you get mad, i love the
way i dont understand you at all. I love the way I can be having the
worst day of my life and seeing you completely changes my mood. I
love how when you touch me I get weak,
thats my problem...
four main reasons a girl
will stop texting back.
One - You said something that made her mad
Two - You just started to get boring
Three - She fell asleep
Four - You said the letter "K"
3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
You only have 1 mom.
Like this if you appreciate
& love your mom!
Admit it. ..................................... At some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers.
Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)
That moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet, so you start freaking out.
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life
Roses are red, violets are blue. He is for me and not for you so if by chance you take my place, I will take my fist and smash your face ;)
The awkward moment when you fall off your unicorn into a volcano and discover that there are fire resistant fish but die before you can tell anybody...
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I hate it when I'm peeing and the guy in the stall next to me sounds like a waterfall.
We all know a sluut called sarah..
That awkward eye contact made when you're at a red light and you look over and see the creepy guy in the car next to you staring at you.
Yes You May Have 20+ Likes On All Your Pictures But You Look Nothing Like That In Real Life!
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how do you wear those heels? Proudly.
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? funny world.
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You fight like a married couple, you talk like best friends, you flirt like first loves, and protect each other like brother and sister, obviously its meant to be.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
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