Home
Random Likes
Create Like
TeeVault.com
TextUploader.com
Like Us?
We do our best to filter out offensive posts. If you find any post below offensive or inappropriate please let us know.
[email protected]
F*ckin Perfect !
I have Big Boobs, I am amazing at Call of Duty, and I can make a really good sandwich, Unfortunately I am a guy....
“I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.” Bill Gates.
coming out tonight ? nahh have a heifer calving the night
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
BESTFRIENDS:
they act like your...
- therapist
- worst enemy
- your lesbian lover
- your best friend
- your mom
- your sibling
- like their freakin God or something
-but most importantly
the person you love the most
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
Guy: Want to hear a joke about my c**k? Never mind, its too long.
Girl: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you won't get it.
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
I'm one of those people who just goes around liking stuff on Facebook when im bored.
sometimes the best revenge is to smile, move on, and do NOTHING ;)
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
That awkward moment when you sleep at your friends house and wake up before them, and all u can do is stare round their room for an hour or 2 til they wake up ........
3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
You only have 1 mom.
Like this if you appreciate
& love your mom!
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
God made coke.
God made pepsi.
God made me.
Oh so s*xy.
God made rivers.
God made lakes.
God made you.
Well.. we all make mistakes.
It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.
Dear daddy,
no matter where i go in life,
who i get married to,
how much time i spend with guys,
how much i love my boyfriend,
how much i talk about my boyfriend,
you'll always b my number one man.
Sincerely, your little girl.
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
Like this if you know...
-A really nice redhead
-A really smart blonde
-A really cool person with glasses
-A person who eats a TON but is skinny
-A person who is going through a really hard time but still tries to be happy...
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Ginger.
They were all in jail and escaped. They ran to a nearby farm, which had a barn. The police were a few hours behind them.
The three girls hid in the barn.
The brunette hid behind the horse.
The ginger hid behind the pigs.
And the blonde hid behind the hay.
The police entered the barn and began to search around.
The horse said "neighh".
The pig said "oinkk".
And the hay said "heyyyyyy(:".
Like if you get it :D
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
(Content removed due to TOS violation)
When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :)
Next Page »