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playing hangman and using dirty words :)
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.
"s*xy" means I want you. "Pretty" means I like you. "Beautiful" means I love you. "Gorgeous" means all of the above and that is because you are the best thing that ever happened to me :)
That moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet, so you start freaking out.
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
my neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. can you believe that?! 2:30am! luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.
It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
Nazi Germany surrender to the United States on May 7th, 1945.
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Swim little man swim! Swim away from the shark! You have to save yourself!
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That awkward eye contact made when you're at a red light and you look over and see the creepy guy in the car next to you staring at you.
Seeing a status that is blatantly aimed at you and liking it
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metje georgette!
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You fight like a married couple, you talk like best friends, you flirt like first loves, and protect each other like brother and sister, obviously its meant to be.
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If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you don't start the conversation, we wont talk. If you don't put in the effort, why should I?
Girl:im going to my operation today!
Boy:(no reply)
Girl gets on table to get operation
Boy doesn't even say i love u to her
Girl gets heart transplant
Girl comes out of operation looking for him
Girl: Where is he?
Mom: didn't they tell you who gave you your heart.
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-A really nice redhead
-A really smart blonde
-A really cool person with glasses
-A person who eats a TON but is skinny
-A person who is going through a really hard time but still tries to be happy...
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