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playing hangman and using dirty words :)
TODAY, I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Justin Bieber socks. I asked her if she liked Justin Bieber. She said no; she liked to wear these socks, because she got to step on Justin Bieber every time she walked. I love this kid.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
These are the stories our parents raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up?
People say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you’d lose it.
"s*xy" means I want you. "Pretty" means I like you. "Beautiful" means I love you. "Gorgeous" means all of the above and that is because you are the best thing that ever happened to me :)
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
At school we used to sing "Gooooooooooood morninggggggggg teacher.......".......when she said to sit again "Thanqqqqqqqqqqqq teacherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........".......:p
Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
Teacher: ...
sometimes i wonder if my parents look at me and think 'oh my god, my child is a retard'
Girl: In case you
didn't realize. My
heart was just recently
shattered into a
thousand pieces.
Boy: In case you
didn't realize. I want
to glue all the pieces
back together, even
if it takes the
rest of our lives
Liking someone alot then figuring out their in love with your bestfriends.
God made coke.
God made pepsi.
God made me.
Oh so s*xy.
God made rivers.
God made lakes.
God made you.
Well.. we all make mistakes.
DAD: joins facebook.
BOY: (posts on his wall) "WTF"
DAD: what does that mean?
BOY: welcome to facebook!
like this if you get it. <33
waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
i just want to find that one person who makes me feel like i'm worth something to them, and they'll never let me go.
if i was no longer yours anymore, would you honestly care?
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Dr Stephen Brown From Derry, N.Ireland
The akward moment when your waiting for the bus stop when a lady runs by and you notice she really needs a bra
I love the way he looks at me && smiles b4 he even wlks over to me (:
when a fat pregnant person blames her fat on a fetus the size of a sea monkey.
i hate the fact that u can spend all ur time & money with someone else but u totally forget your own flesh & blood
When a guy tells you he loves you and you know he means it because just a few minutes ago HE'S the one who spilled his heart out about how he felt about you .<3 (:
when you get crazy butterfiles just thinking about someone.. :/
(girl)-*crying*
(guy)-"whats wrong?"
(girl)-"nothing."
(guy)-*hugs girl*
(girl)- "why did you just hug me?"
(boy)- "cause i wasn't there to protect you from the person who made you cry."
Yo momma so fat when she walked into the KFC they asked her which bucket she wanted she said The One On The Roof.
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like if you see the w
WAIT .... did you just say he is a farmer ??? :O SCOOORREEEEEEE :O :P :D
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