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Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake alcohol.. and see how many people act wasted.
Girl: What's the price of this shirt? Boy: 5 kisses Girl: What's the price of that dress? Boy: 10 kisses Girl: pack both of them dad will pay Boy: ...F*CK
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
“I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.” Bill Gates.
People say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you’d lose it.
Little Boy Disturbs His Mum And Dad Having s*x Mum Was On Top, Little Boy Asks 'Mum What Are You Doing' His Mum Replies 'Dad Has A Big Belly So I Get On Top To Flatten It' Little Boy Replies 'Well Your Wasting Your Time Cos Whenever You go Shopping The Lady Next Door Gets On Her Knees And Blows It Back Up Again
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coming out tonight ? nahh have a heifer calving the night
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sometimes the best revenge is to smile, move on, and do NOTHING ;)
3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
You only have 1 mom.
Like this if you appreciate
& love your mom!
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The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends
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Nazi Germany surrender to the United States on May 7th, 1945.
Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945.
Coincidence? I think not.
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just because someone flirts with you, doesn't mean they like you...
just because someone likes you, doesn't mean they want to date you...
just because someone dates you, doesn't mean they love you....
just because someone loves you, doesn't mean they won't hurt you...
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The awkward moment when you open an exam and can't even answer the first question
That awkward eye contact made when you're at a red light and you look over and see the creepy guy in the car next to you staring at you.
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I'm not the prettiest girl, I don't have a perfect body or perfect hair, and I don't have boys following me. I might not like the same type of music, follow trends, or hang around with 'popular' people. People might not understand my point of view, and I may say the 'wrong' stuff. Judge me, and talk about me behind my back.. But one thing is for sure. I'm not going to change for anyone.
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1+1=69 . . . like if you get it :)
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