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Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed.
Blonde: Will my laptop get heavier when I put more files in it? Brunette: ...
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
These are the stories our parents raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up?
Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think ... Its a tea bag!
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
four main reasons a girl
will stop texting back.
One - You said something that made her mad
Two - You just started to get boring
Three - She fell asleep
Four - You said the letter "K"
You're the first thing on my mind when I wake up in the morning, you're the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep, and you're every thought I have every second in betweeen. <3 (:
Spoon me t'F*ck!!
1)i need 2 tell you a secret look at number 5
2)the answer is look at number 11
3)Dont Get Mad look at number 15
4)Halt and look at number 13
5)look at number 2
6)calm down look at number 12
7)just wanted 2 say i love you
8)it is...look at 14
9)its erm number 4
10)Last Time look at number 7
11)WeLL Its that look at number 6
12)Look at number 8
13)pls number 10
14)sorry but eh...Number 3
15)you must be really mad look at number 9
Hi I am zah :D
the feeling you get when someone you dnt kno well says they love you <3
evan lawler what a love bug!!
i would so buy ichiban lipstick for men <3
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. What happens on Facebook... Damn, it gets around!
No, dear parents, my room isn't messy because of me, the clothes monster just threw up and died up here.
the awkward moment when Orla Callanan starts making weird noises when she's texting..
i like liking things :P
i dont tell you cos i dont want you 2 worry
"Hello, 911? It’s Quagmire. Yeah, it’s caught in the window this time."
I just noticed .... LOOOOOOL means laugh out out out out out out out loud ;) haha
The orkward moment when sean graham acts cool ;)
Wij (To/Wi/Ke) willen broodje Mexicano op KHLim (campus Oude Luikerbaan) !
Playing on Fifa shouting about how its not offside then you see the replay
The urge you get when you just want to knock a B*tch out.
i love mi bestfriend
þoli ekki þegar Snæbjörn Þorri Árnason og Gugga Bjór eru í sleik á vistapartyi
I am moving like an fish on earth, but my appearance like an pinguin.
why are most things now a dayz about girlfriends and boyfriends? they should be more about food, because food is amazing.
i look at my best friend and think: 'why do i love this retard?!'
"Dude! She called you snow white!" "OH HELL NO!! Here, hold Grumpy"
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