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Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed.
womens english- yes= no. no= yes. maybe= no. we need= i want. i am sorry= you'll be sorry. we need to talk= your in trouble. of course, go ahead= you better not. do what you want= you'll pay for this later. im not upset= of course im upset, you moron!
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
"Dude, wanna hang out?"
"Nah, hanging out with my girl man."
"What happened to bros before hoes?"
"That rule still goes, but it's just that she ain't a hoe."
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
"s*xy" means I want you. "Pretty" means I like you. "Beautiful" means I love you. "Gorgeous" means all of the above and that is because you are the best thing that ever happened to me :)
My girlfriend phoned me and said "Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. :D" So I went over and rang the door bell. She answered, so I broke up with her for lying to me.
Like if you get it.
If a girl takes her makeup off around you, has her hair a mess around you, even when she's in the worst state, she loves you.
Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
barbra strizer OOWO OOWOOWOWO OO WOOO
NAG-ARAL KA NG TODO PERO YUNG INARAL MO HINDI LUMABAS SA EXAM..:P
-Watchin' Everybody hates chris-
Rochelle: What else are you hiding Julias? For all I know, you could be bat man!
Julias: I'm not bat man.
My thoughts: Pssshh! He's not batman. He's Black man!
Yo no estoy obsesionado con novio, nada más lo voy a ver cada media hora, pregunto por él a cualquiera que vea, dramatizo si no avisa que se va a ir 5 minutos, no entro a clases con tal de verlo, no estudio porque solo pienso en él, si no lo veo un día es un infierno, no tengo clases pero aun asi voy a la escuela solo para verlo, hago una escena si me cuenta de un amigo, me pongo triste si se pone a hablar con otra persona...
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You wanna see me turn hulk....oh too bad its gonna be a mission for you to make me angry :) #humbleatalltimes
"VERA GET THE BUTTER!"
Like this if you got mostly edibles for Christmas. XD
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the awkward moment when you eat toothpaste
Lauren London is s*xY
Not all guys are horny fags. So stop saying we are
Girl: I love you
Boy: I love you too babe
Boy: ill love you forever :)
your thinking that im thinking about what your thinking, but im not thinking so hahaha
LAUGHING SO HARD
BECAUSE YOU ARE WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
"OMG!! You actually remembered my birthdaayy???"
"yeah! thanks to facebook!"
Teacher: Billy, stop making ugly faces at other students!
Teacher: Well, when I was your age, I was told that if i kept making ugly faces, my face would stay that way.
Billy: Well, I can see you didn't listen.
to set children on fire
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
spending an expendable night with your snoozeville of a lover... YAWN !
James Barry to replace Andy Gray on Sky Sports :D
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