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Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed.
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom? Teacher: ...
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
That moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet, so you start freaking out.
“You’ll always be my best friend…You know too much.”
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :)
Yo Momma is so fat when she goes missing It takes all four sides of a milk carton to see the picture...
How come all of these likes are about boyfriends and girlfriends? :/ They should be about bacon. Because bacon is amazing and can bring world peace.
Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Kar Sasur Ne Soyi Bahu Ke Boobs Dabaye To Bahu Chilla Kar Boli Bahu: “Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sharam Nahi Aati”
I'm not saying she's a Hoe, but if she had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine....
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
That awkward moment when Nelly realises it wasnt just a dream, Jessie J finds out she is already a dude and people tell you you are cooler than mike posner.
just promise me you'll think of me every time you look up in the sky & see a star
i will not orget you because i engraved you in my palm
R kelly......define teenage
What do you call a guy that ignores a girl ? Single
Snakkeland og Regneland
look at someone thats talking to you then saying...what!! are u talking to me
When Kesha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Katy Perry a Firework and Taylor Swift rode away on a White Horse. Now Rihanna is the Only Girl in the World which made Lady Gaga Just Dance. Nelly soon woke up saying it was Just a Dream
1000 likes and i'll plant a big jobby on my techers desk...
(sun.) you wait all day to text that special someone than you text all night with no sleep to spare... the next day (mon.) u see that special someone all day and wait for them to text you all night <3
the awkward moment when Dylan Flemming claims he's not a dole head.
Bruno Mars: Throws a GRENADE Usher: OMG! Taio Cruz: It's DYNAMITE! Jay Sean: It Ain't The End OF The World! -Explosion- Eminem: I'm NOT AFRAID! Rihanna: I'm the ONLY GIRL in the world! Eminem: No, you're not! RIhanna: I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE! Nanny: Ugh. RIhanna: Oh NANA! WHAT'S MY NAME? Nelly: Wakes up Phew, it was only JUST A DREAM!... FTW! WHY ARE YOU HERE?! Justin Bieber: Let's close our eyes, and PRAY! :)
love knows no gender <3
girls who B*tch about exs when they have a boyfriend
the awquard moment when Rebecca Haughey stops making these Sh*t groups
don't know how people can get on like a couple doing everything they do and there not be love there
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