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Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed.
womens english- yes= no. no= yes. maybe= no. we need= i want. i am sorry= you'll be sorry. we need to talk= your in trouble. of course, go ahead= you better not. do what you want= you'll pay for this later. im not upset= of course im upset, you moron!
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
These are the stories our parents raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up?
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
You're the first thing on my mind when I wake up in the morning, you're the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep, and you're every thought I have every second in betweeen. <3 (:
I'm not saying she's a Hoe, but if she had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine....
“I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.” Bill Gates.
My girlfriend phoned me and said "Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. :D" So I went over and rang the door bell. She answered, so I broke up with her for lying to me.
Like if you get it.
It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.
You know you're addicted to facebook when...
-You go on like 12 times a day
-You get excited when you have one notification
-You smile when someone likes your status
-You start to get very angry when...(See More)
Dear Mayans, Please tell me you were joking. Sincerely, All my life was spent in school.
When your watching a dodgy movie that's been recorded with your best fraind and the movie is the new night mare on elm streat and a girl gets up then a guy gets up and they come back at the end O.o
Justin Willer Lim Casino<3
Facebook search " petition for a Friends TV show reunion" and like that page because Friends is one of the funniest shows ever
Whenever i hear your name i get a big cheesy smile on my face! :D
We Could be like
Eric and Ariel,
tarzan and Jane,
Peter Pan and Tinkerbell,
Aladdin and Jasmine,
Romeo and Juliet. <3
I Want To Be With My Boyfriend / Girlfriend Every Day
Guy- I love you
Girl- I love you to
Girl- Whats wrong?
Guy- I only get one?
Girl- Yes, One that lasts forever
flicking the light switch on and off really fast to create a strobe light!
I loved you once & always will, I neer stopped loving you & never will <3
Nuns that wear pink wellies and black mini skirts :P
A black man walks in to a bar. like if you get it !
Turtles can smd
Dont hv a cheatable heart.. dnt love a cheatable heart..
ice melts wn heated,, eyes melt wn cheated
I actually like the new FB Photo Viewer. :)
Kidoo And Teachersz Converszation!
Kidoo- Mrs Kan I Go To The Reszt Room?
Teacher- Yeaa' But Tell Me The Alphabet
Kidoo - ABCDEFGHIJKLMOQRSTTUVWXYZ
Teacher- Wheresz The "P"?
Kidoo- Runninq Dwn My Leq(:
I want to be happy because She/He's happy
But how can I be happy knowing im not the one making her/him smile.
If a guy can’t handle a girl in sweatpants, he sure as hell doesn’t deserve her in a wedding dress.
Liking a group on Facebook because you can immediately relate to it.
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