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Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed.
dear bed, im sorry i left you this morning, take me back? ):
There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, and an "if" in life. And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.
AY, Basta. Di ko ma-explain. :))
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life
Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think ... Its a tea bag!
Laughing by yourself because you remembered something really funny.
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
Being single is a choice, some say it's to avoid heartbreaks, but some choose to be single because they're still in love with someone else ♥
Little Boy Disturbs His Mum And Dad Having s*x Mum Was On Top, Little Boy Asks 'Mum What Are You Doing' His Mum Replies 'Dad Has A Big Belly So I Get On Top To Flatten It' Little Boy Replies 'Well Your Wasting Your Time Cos Whenever You go Shopping The Lady Next Door Gets On Her Knees And Blows It Back Up Again
Like If You Get It
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
arkward moment wen gorman realises he likes boys more than abbie
Finding that one person that you feel so unbelievably safe and loved with, that one person that you know will always get you, that one person that your hand fits with, that grabs you around the waist and never lets go, that you love so much it hurts, that makes you cry from being so happy... <3 Finding them and never letting go
That moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet, so you start freaking out.
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
F*ck valentines day
I LOVE MY MOM. SHE'S ONE IN A MILLION.
Before s*x, you help each other get naked, after s*x you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're F*cked
Pot vjen era Huder ....
I wanna be a penguin, but penguins are slow....so I'm TURBO PENGUIN!!
HOT2 tak kemana, Lubang kuboq sama panjang sama lebaq jugak!
Micheal Bannon, Please stop commenting on every single statuas and liking nearly everything on Facebook. Yours Sincerely, The Facebook Population
Writing what you want on your status, and not giving a F*ck about whether people "like" it or not :)
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a penguin , then allways be a penguin .
Dont you hate it when the girl across the other side of the room keeps staring at you !
I hate it when a guy flirts with you and you start liking him and you realize that he doesn't :'(
Liking fearless Ba***rd statements because you're a fearless Ba***rd.
Boy: Is it in?
Girl: *Groans* Yes.
Boy: Does it hurt?
Girl: HELL YEAH!
Boy: OK We'd better get a bigger pair of shoes!
Like if you thought the first 4 lines were dirty!
sometimes a girl just wants to hear that shes beautiful
dude she called you a Habesha (Ethiopian), OH HELL NO HOLD MA INJERA !!!!
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