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Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed.
Girl: I can be naughty Boy:How naughty?? Girl: Real Naughty Boy: Show me :) Girl: **Snaps the boys black ops disk** Boy:....
Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
These are the stories our parents raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up?
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Peace and bloody quiet.
best game with my friends when i was a kid
RULES: dont let the baloon touch the ground
best game with my friends now
RULES: dont let the baloon touch the ground or else your doing a PUNISHMENT!
SUCK YUH MUDDA!!!
Cindy Cindy Cindy, kapster Cindy knipt en kleurt je haar. Met kam en schaaar! (like if you know)
getting stoned out yer farter
P*nis is a funny word.
i have your phone koreen kiely and your not getting it back you St*pid B*tch froggggggggy
Guys play games..... so I play haeder 02 win <3
Love never dies...you just lose it...
Selalu ada pelajaran dibalik setiap kejadian. Jangan anggap masalah sebagai musibah, tapi carilah hikmah dan jangan menyerah.
Yo momma so at lord said "Let there be light" so he waited for her to move.
A Facebook Chat between An EX couple
Girl : Hey
Boy : Hey =)
Girl : How are you ?
*Boy types : I'm Miserable ! I need you Back ! I Miss you ! I LOVE YOU ! ! ! * Then Erased it..
Boy : I'm Fine..
Guy- I love you
Girl- I love you to
Girl- Whats wrong?
Guy- I only get one?
Girl- Yes, One that lasts forever
Textaphrenia is a new disease found in the blood of teenagers where they think they heard a new text message but they didn't.
Well, Reverse Textaphrenia is a disease where teenagers get new text messages and they don't check it because they think it's just Textaphrenia
Milgaye jo chora chori Hui masti thodi thodi Bas pyaar ka naam na lena I hate love stories:P
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I want to be happy because She/He's happy
But how can I be happy knowing im not the one making her/him smile.
Boy: I heared we can make a baby if we get naked and I get on top of you.
Girl: Ok Lets do it.
*Boy and girl take off there clothes and the boy stands on top of the girls head*
Boy: Is It working?
Girl:No,I dont think So.
Its always me who's to blame isn't it... -.-
That heart attack you get when you flush the toilet and the water starts to rise until it looks like its gonna flood
that awkward moment when someone asks laura bunting if shes albino...
All Trespassers will be shot on sight, all survivors will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of law.
Have a nice day. :)
lyrically I'm supposed to represent,I'm not only the client, I'm the player president
Kentucky Wildcats! ♥
Like, if you love 'em. (:
Everyone needs a blonde friend with big boobs.
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