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Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed.
My girlfriend phoned me and said "Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. :D" So I went over and rang the door bell. She answered, so I broke up with her for lying to me. Like if you get it.
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think ... Its a tea bag!
Girl: What's the price of this shirt?
Boy: 5 kisses
Girl: What's the price of that dress?
Boy: 10 kisses
Girl: pack both of them dad will pay
You're the first thing on my mind when I wake up in the morning, you're the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep, and you're every thought I have every second in betweeen. <3 (:
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
Even though I get mad, annoyed, and wanna punch you ill never wanna lose you<3
those ex's that won't take revenge on you when they think you've made a mistake
cow tipp'n =]
There are those who dream, and there are those who shatter them.
Turtles can smd
3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die. Wiz Khalifa <3
Dude he just called you a farmer, "bai F*ck howle me trakor keys nd ma dungarees tila git thee C*nt!"
Dear Whoever made the like
"drinking your titty milk because you can't be assed walking to the fridge."
Stop being an asshat and walk to your fridge. B*tch.
If you know Jared Chandler Likt His >.<
That one kid you know that defiantly has a chode.
I put the s*xy in dyslexic ;D
Laughing at the kid with the shaved eyebrows and bald head.
If Timeplayed = Money
I Would be Bill Gates
a day without you is like a night with stars.. dark, cold & empty,<3
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” -Ghandi♥
That awkward moment when someone waves at you and you wave back only to find out that they were waving to the person behind you.
We all know 2 strange people called Niome Eaves And Casey bowden, This was Kevin Cardiff :L:L
Awwww can't believe it wen You know that,your best friend (long term boyfriend) has had s*x with my best mate aaarrrrggghhh makeing me sick thinking of them together.....but i won't say nothing, aarrgghh :@and its k!lling you in your heart n soul <\3... "WHY"because you love him that much you would forgive him and your scared just incase you lose him to her,so you try keep quiet till it all comes out !!! :'-((? Cos you can slig your so called best friend to her sik bucket ! And stop splitting other peoples relationships up like me n my boyfriend,"SO IM GONNA SUFFER INSILENCE TELL THE DAY WE PART 4EVER". Because of
them both I'm really hurting :'(((((
Rip my jeans. Not my heart. <3
Playing with your toys at 42 because you're a fearless Ba***rd!
^^^^care about yourself
- fellLas qames are for boy's ; she's ah Ladiee nawt ah toy !
Spongebob has a job AND a house,
Yet he goes to boating school.
HOW OLD IS HE!?!?!!?
No matter how much money there is in the world, or jewellery, or anything in fact - 'the universe'.. Thereis nothing more valuable to than you <3
there is always 1 person that is clapping at a different beat to everyone else! =P
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