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Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed.
I have Big Boobs, I am amazing at Call of Duty, and I can make a really good sandwich, Unfortunately I am a guy....
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
My girlfriend phoned me and said "Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. :D" So I went over and rang the door bell. She answered, so I broke up with her for lying to me.
Like if you get it.
3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
You only have 1 mom.
Like this if you appreciate
& love your mom!
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
my neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. can you believe that?! 2:30am! luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.
That moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet, so you start freaking out.
“I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.” Bill Gates.
Admit it. ..................................... At some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers.
Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
That crazy 5 seconds you have when you stand up to fast and go blind or extremely dizzy.
clapping the longest in assembly because you are a fearless Ba***rd.
It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.
That awkward moment when you sleep at your friends house and wake up before them, and all u can do is stare round their room for an hour or 2 til they wake up ........
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
sometimes a girl just wants to hear that shes beautiful
Da fodbold blev skab. startede gud med at skabe Brøndby if, men kom så til sig selv og så at det var en stor fejl, så skabte Fc København, men indså at det var en lige så stor fejltagelse og så skabte han ODENSE BOLDKLUB Og så at nu havde han skabt en gude klub og det kan ikke laves om!! Synes godt om vi du er ægte OB fan!!
When You Dont Know The Lyrics To A Sonq Sinqinq Them In A "Lala" And Then Lookinqq The Sonqq Up On YouTube Or Google And Keep Readinqq Them Until You Learn Them For Suree.!
Everyone Lies!!!! If you say you don't, You just did!!!
if you had no feet would you wear shoes??? .... umm no!!.... well why do you wear a bra!! OH SNAP!!
Boy: I bet you 10 pounds that I can make you say blue, red, green and yellow.
Girl: If I win, I get the money.
Boy: Ok, what colour's the sky?
Boy: What colour's the grass?
Boy: What colour's the sun?
Girl: Bright lemon.
Boy: What are the colours of JLS?
Girl: *Get's a piece of paper out and writes them down*
Boy: Thats cheating.
Girl: You didn't say I couldn't write them down.
Boy: Sh*t -_-
Girl: Gimme my money......
pay i please borrow your pen? i need to stab you in the eye
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Admit it...at some point in your life, you've tried to see if you could copy a popular like and still get a lot of people to like it.
Tomas Renå er nå pålogget: IKKJE BRAAA...
I Can't Wait Until Spring/Summer 2O11 (: X
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