Girl: what would you do if i broke up with you?...(See More)

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Girl: what would you do if i broke up with you?
boy: then i'd go back to my ex.
(girl cried and broke up with him)
--next day--
girl: what are you doing here??
boy: like what i said, i'd go back to my ex. so, will you take me back ?

Showers aren't just for cleaning, and some people don't go in just for cleaning.... It's for... A place thinking about life... A place when your depressed... A place to sing without getting embarrassed... A place for alone time... A place to get warmth... Showers are amazing.

Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?

If my life was a picture...... you. would definitely be cropped out of it..... :)

Never expect. Never assume. Never ask. And never demand. Just let it be. If it's meant to be, it will happen :)

1+1=69 . . . like if you get it :)

Yo momma so fat when she walked into the KFC they asked her which bucket she wanted she said The One On The Roof.

I hate it when you talk to someone every single day and then all of a sudden it just stops. And then neither of you say a word to each other.

We all know a sluut called sarah..

Ik bre se po ta ha zemren :D♥

That awkward moment when the cutie from FB finally mustered up the courage to call you instead of text, and then you think to yourself " Now I know why he took so long, maybe you should have stuck to text pal" o.O

i'll go to school naked tmr if i get 100 likes

Teachers are like babies. They think if they scream they can get everything they want ;)

Seeing your friend in a fight and not being able to keep out of it.

i whip my hair back & forth ,
i whip my hair back & forth ,
i whip my h... OH Sh*t , MY WIG

Like this if you know - someone who eats a ton but is still so skinny.

Not using a Rubber Dam because you are a Fearless Ba***rd.

The awkward moment when you're buying a bra and it's a guy serving you. . .

That awkward moment when someone dosent understand your sarcasim /:

The math of Lady Gaga = (RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)²

Dear boys, there is a difference between having a dick and being a dick.

Facebook is alot like a fridge. when your bored you keep opening it and closeing it every couple of minutes to see if there's anything good, but nothing ever changes. :/

Mum notices her sons bed has been made without her asking..Mum finds note on boys bed:

Mum I'm sorry, i have left home. I know I'm only 15 but my girlfriend is pregnant and I'm going to live with her, you were never supportive and that really hurts me. don't bother looking for me, u wont find me. I'm sorry it has to be like this, but i don't see any other way.

P.S: MUM I'M JOKING, I WAGGED SCHOOL TODAY AND I GOT BUSTED. I'M AT JEFF'S. CALL ME WHEN U HAVE CALMED DOWN. xx

we spend countless hours cuddling, you hold my hand, you kiss my forehead. but you run back to your ex who has hurt you countless times. why?

'Do ya wanna come 4 a pint tonight'??...'sorry can't...sheep lambing!!!!...

i love when ur parents thinks "lol" means lots of love XD

Bacon Is Bacon,
Eggs Are Eggs,
Don't Let a Guy Between Your Legs,
He Says Your Cute,
He Says Your Fine,
Nine Months Later he Says NOT MINE!!

A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Jerk

The awkward moment Jemma Hunter isn't in the clinic!

The awkward moment when your textin your friend talking about a fella you like and you send the message to that fella....... MORTO <3

To everyone who is calling for stricter gun laws in light of the tragedy in Tucson, may I offer this little tidbit: If guns k!ll people, then pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat. Remember: Hold the person accountable for their actions, not the means they chose to utilize!!!
Like if you agree!

Why do ppl from england say the name of a breakfast cereal to say bye(Cheerio) Like, u dont hear any of us saying "Honey Bunches of Oats" when we leave a room.