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Long live God, and the Holy men of the Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, Sihks, Athiests, and any other religious views for I am not Racist, Racism is a SIN itself! Lets work together! so that we can destroy PS3's and long live xbox :D like this if you like bagels.

“I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.” Bill Gates.

Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?

It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.

Justin Bieber said he was having a BABY, Usher said OMG, Katy Perry set off FIREWORKS, Bruno Mars thought they where GRENADES, Eminem said he was NOT AFRAID, Jason Derulo said WHATCHA SAY? then Nelly woke up and said it was only JUST A DREAM

waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life

Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.

i have a best friend of the opposite s*x, and they mean the whole world to me. we do not fancy each other and yes, we do laugh together. that isn't flirting, its called a joke. i can tell them secrets and they will keep them, i can trust them with my life and they make me smile on a daily basis:)

There are 20 types of facebookers:
1. over photo editors
2. extremely frequent status updaters
3. page likers
4. attention seekers
5. wall posters
6. Farmvillers
7. cars for profile picturers
8. depressing status updaters
9. spammers
10. swearers
11. constant status likers
12. stalkers
13. fake relationship statusers
14. inboxers
15. chatters
16. pokers
17. guys who take photos in mirrors
18. people who cant spell
19. song lyrics for status makers
20. overreactors

If monday was a person, I'd slap it.

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"you were wearing the same clothes yesterday, ewwwww!" "you were wearing that same F*ck ugly face yestereday, but im not complaining"

waking up after a night out and realising you've gone to bed fully clothed and woken up naked

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like if you think Jac Temby is a fagget.

making sillhouettes at 2 in the morning

dont worry if we all die in 2012 justin bieber goes down with us

pulling up your jeans & taking off your hoody after a long day of a being a tough C*nt

Teacher: Billy, stop making ugly faces at other students!
Billy: Why?
Teacher: Well, when I was your age, I was told that if i kept making ugly faces, my face would stay that way.
Billy: Well, I can see you didn't listen.

Friend: did you know that masturbation can lead to the loss of memory??
You: really? i didnt know
Friend: Wait........what was i talking about?

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"mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, ma, ma, ma, ma" "WHAT?!" "hi.... AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I bet i can make u say purple
ok, try me
say blue
blue...
say pink
...pink...
say orange
orange...
whats 1+1
2...
whats 2+2
4...
HA! I TOLD U I COULD MAKE U SAY 4!
no, u said u could make me say purple... DAMMIT!

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spot 'gay' : abcdefghijustinbieberklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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Dude, she just called you something which you are. OH HELL NO!! Hold my object which reinforces the stereotype which I fit.

Maths Paper 1 + Maths Paper 2 = Pure Handy

I survived the ellon academy gas leak on tuesday the 18th january 2011.

I have a question,Bruno Mars. Its 'bout that song of yours,Grenade. You say,"Should have known you was trouble from the first kiss,had your eyes wide open,why were they open?" Well. How would you know if hers were open unless yours were?

Chealsea wheelock loves to flick beans

When you say HI to strange ppl just for fun :B

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live without fear to die without pain <3