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In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
People say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you’d lose it.
So ready for summer.
Andy loves big black c**k if u don't believe me ask his mum
I think you are amazing :)
Things don't always work out how you want them to...but maybe that's because what we want isn't always what's best for us
i hate it when my mom makes me get up from my seat to give it to an old person,its like mom i'm your kid and i'm freakin' tired too!:|
suddenly getting super typing sk!lls when your typing your password =] <3
those people who talk and you can't understand :/
ending up in the gutter outside Hive cos them cobbles are Ba***rds.
Girl 1: Hey Whered u get your shirt i love it!
Girl 2: My sisters Closet
Girl 1: OMG I LOVE THAT STORE
you think she feels the same, that she wants to kiss you just as bad as you do. ask her out wait for the long silence. then she texts back and says that she thinks of you as a friend :(
like if this has happened to you
You’re older, I’m wiser… Let’s paint this picture perfect (8)
Jam Aniel. ♥
I like to like likes, got a problem?
your moaning about being alone on valentines day?- your 11 years old its not the end of the world.
that fish on spongebob thats like "hey man thats not cool" (new episode comes on) spongebob drives into a melon cart "hey man what do you have against the melons!!HAHA
I may not have been your first date, your first kiss, or your first valentine.. I just want to be your last; and I'm fine with that.. They save the best for last. <3
lil waaaaaayne (:
Show your support, it doesn't matter if they don't see this but for the Japanese earthquake and tsunami survivors
Harry: Hi Ron! Hows u?
Weasley7: I'm WICKED Harry!
*MalfoyBoy has been added to the conversation*
*Albus has been added to the conversation*
Harry: Professor Dumbledore?
*Voldemort_Babe has been added to the conversation*
Harry: AAAAH! BLOCK!
Weasley7: aw NO :@ ...
MalfoyBoy: hahaha wtf?
Albus: I suggest you leave now, Lord Voldemort...
i love how people can talk about you when your only 5 inches away from them...i hate backstabbers and i hate fakes..... oh i guess that mean i hate you:)
I'm going to murder the person who invented Solitare!! UGH!! U COULDA MADE IT EASIER DUDE!!
A friend Knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words
DON'T EAT DA POO POO
I hate it when someone says who i like it warms my heart up but sometimes i want to poke my heart with a knife.
'like' if u like kissing ur boyfrend
Getting stoned on Tylenol. At school.
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