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womens english- yes= no. no= yes. maybe= no. we need= i want. i am sorry= you'll be sorry. we need to talk= your in trouble. of course, go ahead= you better not. do what you want= you'll pay for this later. im not upset= of course im upset, you moron!
At school we used to sing "Gooooooooooood morninggggggggg teacher.......".......when she said to sit again "Thanqqqqqqqqqqqq teacherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........".......:p
I may not be the most handsome guy or the 'fittest' dude, nor do I have a perfect body. I might not be everyone's first choice, but I’m a great choice. I do not pretend to be someone I’m not, because I’m good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things in my past, but I’m proud of who I am today. So take me as I am, or watch me as I walk away! <3
Guy: I may not be the most cutest guy or be the hottest guy or have a perfect body. I might not be everyone's first choice, but I’m a great choice. I do not pretend to be someone I’m not, because I’m good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things in my past, but I’m proud of who I am today. So take me as I am, or watch me as I walk away.. forever.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
"s*xy" means I want you. "Pretty" means I like you. "Beautiful" means I love you. "Gorgeous" means all of the above and that is because you are the best thing that ever happened to me :)
If a girl sends winky faces or smiley faces with every text she likes you.
If she says shes going to bed and you ask her to stay up and she does she loves you.
She will hold your hand tell you she loves you kiss you hug you let you do almost anything to her she really loves you.
A guy can do those things and not mean any of it. </3
kesha, call naynay and laquanda, tell em to bring da straight razors n da vaseline, THESE B*tchES, ON SUM UTHA Sh*t.
You're the first thing on my mind when I wake up in the morning, you're the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep, and you're every thought I have every second in betweeen. <3 (:
Blonde: Will my laptop get heavier when I put more files in it?
So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and s*xy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how F*cking cool is that for someone her age?
nice bum where ya from?
Regina Sask. Why do you ask ?
Cause you're hot why not . (:
Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
These are the stories our parents raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up?
Dear sister I miss you only when I can't find some one to do my work for me
Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face.
When they say 5 hour energy gets rid of that 2:30 feeling their right. Instead its replaced with the feeling you get when you waking up at 6:30 the next morning with a major hangover.
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and one other called " Janey Prefontaine" cant find er page anymore..... Those are just a few that i know about..... good luck to you !! you'll need it !!
¡uıɐƃɐ ʎɐqǝ ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu ןן,ı
Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Kar Sasur Ne Soyi Bahu Ke Boobs Dabaye To Bahu Chilla Kar Boli Bahu: “Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sharam Nahi Aati”
cheers for nipples.cause without them boobs would be pointless
Don't like me? Cool. I don't wake up every day to impress YOU!
U r not wrong if u didnt fulfil my expectation. I am wrong that i even expected.
Truth is, I get jealous easily because what's mine is mine. I'm stubborn as hell, I say sorry too much. I act like I don't give a F*ck because I care too much. I over analyze the smallest of things & probably come off as a B*tch to simply guard myself.
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
girl : owww oooh ahhh oh i feel soooo baaaad Me: *give a look * . then when no1 aske girl watsup they just get louder louder and louder until finally Me: Can u shudup plz ! . girl gets louder and louder so. Me: okay th WAT THE HELL IS UP !!!! GIRL: I JUST FEEL SOO TERRIBLE ....*DROWNS ON AND ON * Me:*just walks of without really paying attention* then the girl has to follow u around all day . like if this has ever happened
After a girl dies, what organ in her body stays warm!? - My dick
**Boy & Girl on Facebook chat**
Boy: So what are u doin?
Girl: A lot of things
I HATE THEA FROM LEAF BUSTERS.....
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Sometimes, I feel like writing 'LOL' at the end of every answer in exam.
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