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Dear Teachers, I'm sorry I didn't realize that the color of my nails, how many bracelets I wear, If my hair is up or down, What clothes I have on, If I wear make-up or how many piercings I have would affect my education. Sincerely, Students.
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
I lovvve that he puts smiley faces alll the time. (:
I like to like likes, got a problem?
suddenly getting super typing sk!lls when your typing your password =] <3
I think you are amazing :)
I may not have been your first date, your first kiss, or your first valentine.. I just want to be your last; and I'm fine with that.. They save the best for last. <3
Love can be real but at the same time itsz fake
fake B*tches triinq to ruiin love they dont
qot other shiit to do they only hate
and act like mutherfuken sl*ts
Facebook blocks CURSE WORDS!! Really, promise, didn't know the internet was that smart, SH*T, they missed one
Jam Aniel. ♥
Type something here and see how many people like it...TYPING SOMETHING HERE...LIKE IT!
boy: are you okay
boy: whats wrong?
girl: well whats wrong is that i love you, i love your smile, i love that whenever you touch me i turn to jelly, but my problem is that you have a girlfriend and i can do nothing about it!
boy: oh.. you know what makes me feel batter when im sad?
boy: black ops:)
I dont even know
why i liked this
don't you just love getting F*cked from behind up against a portable toilet
Girl 1: Hey Whered u get your shirt i love it!
Girl 2: My sisters Closet
Girl 1: OMG I LOVE THAT STORE
siting in a lecture.....thinking......isko tacher kisne bana diya??????
Thankyou for being such a good friend ! xx
pretending to talk with a lisp...
those people who talk and you can't understand :/
lil waaaaaayne (:
Have you hugged your firefighter today ?
flopping your dick out in awkward situation ,making it even awkwarder all you can do is stare :L
We all know 2 strange people called Niome Eaves And Casey bowden, This was Kevin Cardiff :L:L
I remember when Gatorade came in one kind of bottle.. and 3 colors. Not 20 different colors in 20 different bottles.
That night at a football game when you are hanging out with this guy and you try to steal his hat and he touches your boob, trying to get the hat. Then the next day he texts you saying, "Hey. Your boobs are niiiiccee." And you freaking out. xD
Cinderella snuck out to a party. Pinochio was a liar. Jasmine fell in love with a dirty homeless boy. Robenhood was a theif. Sleeping beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. Bell went to prison. Ariel became somthing she wasn't. Santa eats cookies all day. The easter bunny hides other kid's toys. Parents, how do you expect us to be absolutly perfect?
They get you pregnant
then leave you
and you find a better guy
Got tired of texting my girlfriend. We ended up in texting
Like if you have ever smoked tealeaves inform of a cigarettee
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