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In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.
knowing that you're better than the person who's currently dating your ex :)
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
These are the stories our parents raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up?
I can do it like a brother, do it like a dude.... lol JK i'm as camp as center parcs.
Bakit may mga taong iniiwan at pag nakitang masaya sa iba pilit nah binabalikan?
Good friends never let u do St*pid things......... Alone :)
having a gorgeous boyfriend to make all the girls jealous
being a milf ♥
Redhead Are Hot
i don't wanna get some little homies
We will use condoms and birth control.
ben...your a wanker.
all the ppl who love Emily Bebbington!!
That awkward moment when you buy a Lego set and relaise the last peice is missing '_'
your walking with your boyfriend and he sees another guy looking at you and he puts his arm around you nd looks at tha other guy LOL!
Even though I dont exist to you....I think about you still everyday, every hour, every minute, every second
Wij (To/Wi/Ke) willen broodje Mexicano op KHLim (campus Oude Luikerbaan) !
I hate this..
"Please verify that you are a human.."
So im a robot now?
a special someone that lives in another country , far away from where you live
the awkward moment when you realize you will never let your EX-friend near you again :P
Kuj palan cho vi me us naall lard ke time gujar dita, rab ne yaar dita pyar paoun layi me akal khatir gava dita !
Just relax, take it slow, and let the good times roll...
Boy: Baby please don't go! Girl: I was just going to the bathroom. Boy: When I wake up tomorrow will you still be here. Girl: No. I have better things to do then wait at Walmart.
Like this if you get it!
He makes me happy even from a text or email at least he is thinking of me :)
Too MeaniingS Of ( ASAP )
ASAP; AllWay'S Saii A Payyy
ASAP; AsS Soon AsS Posiiblee
<3 x (;
1 H@t3 P30PL3 WH0 TA1K L1K3 D1$ -___-
Family Guy Stand By Me Parody:
Peter: Dont worry if a train comes i'll warn you in slow motion....
Joe: Ahhhh My Legs!!!
Peter: ANOTHER TRAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
the awkvard moment when you like someone, then suddenly your best friend becomes the boyfriend/girlfriend of just that girl/boy.
then you get jealous on him/her. then they both lose respect for you and you have lost all your chances off that girl/boy and so you have all as well lost a good friend.
When you have a best friend of the opposite s*x and you always swore you'd never fall for them because you were to close but somewhere in between the laugher, smiles, little inside jokes that no one understands except for you, texting, and spending time together you realized you couldn't stop yourself from falling in love with them. And its not only you who swears its meant to be, its everyone else too.
Who is that fag?! OH he is ugly i dont mind him being your friend
Do you remember those nights where you'd wake your friend up in the middle of the night by flooding their room?
Then they'd wake up and ask why are you flooding my room in the middle of the night??
Then you'd say but it's the middle of the day.
Then they'd jump out of bed get dressed real quick and run outside into the middle of the night and you'd laugh at them because you just got them twice?
hmm maybe it's just me
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