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The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends
clapping the longest in assembly because you are a fearless Ba***rd.
no matter where i go in life,
who i get married to,
how much time i spend with guys,
how much i love my boyfriend,
how much i talk about my boyfriend,
you'll always b my number one man.
Sincerely, your little girl.
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.
I'm sorry I didn't realize that the color of my nails, how many bracelets I wear, If my hair is up or down, What clothes I have on, If I wear make-up or how many piercings I have would affect my education.
Dude, you got her. She YOURS. So step up , treat her right or she won't be yours for long.
Us girls . . we love it when you kiss us on the cheek, when you kiss us when we're in the middle of saying something, when you play with our hair, and when you wrap your arms around our waist. (:
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toddlers bring all the pervs to the yard anf theyre like your making me hard!
MAHAL KO ANG BOYFRIEND KO. MAHAL NA MAHAL! <3
Mom: Hun Go Clean Your Room
Kid: FRANKLIN UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!!
*runs to room laughing*
black+white = niggacracka <3
it was enchanting to meet you<3
1: learning how to walk
2: learning how to tlk
5:learning how to ride a bike
7: learning how to do a cartwheel
10: learning how to cut flips
12: learning how to curse
15: learning how to snort drugs
Like this if u agree tht this is a sad world!
Girl 1: STAND BACK!
Girl 2: Umm.... why?
Girl 1: I HAVE MY PERIOD!
Girl 2: Haha... funny
Girl 1: I'M SERIOUS! SAVE YOURSELF!
Girl 2: Shut up you're annoying me now.
Girl 1: *Throws hard cover copy of Breaking Dawn and knocks Girl 2 out*
Girl 1: You were warned....
Boy-tmhara nam kya he?
Mai tumhe Janti b nhi
Boy-mat batao mai kaunsA tumhe aPni ""FERARI"" me bEthA Rha hu
My kitchen got ranshacked my bandits.
Prank Calls Are Funny,When You Know Who It Is :)
Teacher makkale neevu channagi odi deshakke olle hesaru tanni. student: yake madam india anno hesaru channagilva..? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~KANNADA...
last time I checked it was Christmas not Crimbo!!! :O :@
if you had no feet would you wear shoes??? .... umm no!!.... well why do you wear a bra!! OH SNAP!!
vodka is good dunno why yor complai'n
Being tired and asthmatic has got to suck...have you tried to yawn through an inhaler?
The akward moment when you're standing next to the pencil sharpener waiting for the teacher to shut the hell up.
Da fodbold blev skab. startede gud med at skabe Brøndby if, men kom så til sig selv og så at det var en stor fejl, så skabte Fc København, men indså at det var en lige så stor fejltagelse og så skabte han ODENSE BOLDKLUB Og så at nu havde han skabt en gude klub og det kan ikke laves om!! Synes godt om vi du er ægte OB fan!!
sometimes a girl just wants to hear that shes beautiful
Writing what you want on your status, and not giving a F*ck about whether people "like" it or not :)
pay i please borrow your pen? i need to stab you in the eye
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