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Awkward moment when your standing there pushing a pull door :/
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
Boy: I heared we can make a baby if we get naked and I get on top of you.
Girl: Ok Lets do it.
*Boy and girl take off there clothes and the boy stands on top of the girls head*
Boy: Is It working?
Girl:No,I dont think So.
Yo momma so at lord said "Let there be light" so he waited for her to move.
Peace and bloody quiet.
best game with my friends when i was a kid
RULES: dont let the baloon touch the ground
best game with my friends now
RULES: dont let the baloon touch the ground or else your doing a PUNISHMENT!
SUCK YUH MUDDA!!!
getting stoned out yer farter
Kidoo And Teachersz Converszation!
Kidoo- Mrs Kan I Go To The Reszt Room?
Teacher- Yeaa' But Tell Me The Alphabet
Kidoo - ABCDEFGHIJKLMOQRSTTUVWXYZ
Teacher- Wheresz The "P"?
Kidoo- Runninq Dwn My Leq(:
Love never dies...you just lose it...
Guys play games..... so I play haeder 02 win <3
Selalu ada pelajaran dibalik setiap kejadian. Jangan anggap masalah sebagai musibah, tapi carilah hikmah dan jangan menyerah.
WERE BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE NO MOTHER COULD HANDLE US A SISTERS :D
Textaphrenia is a new disease found in the blood of teenagers where they think they heard a new text message but they didn't.
Well, Reverse Textaphrenia is a disease where teenagers get new text messages and they don't check it because they think it's just Textaphrenia
If Timeplayed = Money
I Would be Bill Gates
A Facebook Chat between An EX couple
Girl : Hey
Boy : Hey =)
Girl : How are you ?
*Boy types : I'm Miserable ! I need you Back ! I Miss you ! I LOVE YOU ! ! ! * Then Erased it..
Boy : I'm Fine..
P*nis is a funny word.
i have your phone koreen kiely and your not getting it back you St*pid B*tch froggggggggy
Its always me who's to blame isn't it... -.-
That heart attack you get when you flush the toilet and the water starts to rise until it looks like its gonna flood
All Trespassers will be shot on sight, all survivors will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of law.
Have a nice day. :)
that awkward moment when someone asks laura bunting if shes albino...
Everyone needs a blonde friend with big boobs.
Kentucky Wildcats! ♥
Like, if you love 'em. (:
lyrically I'm supposed to represent,I'm not only the client, I'm the player president
The awkward moment when you & the guy you like are talking in the hall & his friend's all like " Dude ! Stop flirting . Let's go !"
Yeaaa no. Thats not how it works...
Students in my school are not categorized by animal names. - JK, I GO TO NIXOR.
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