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dear bed, im sorry i left you this morning, take me back? ):
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
Spoon me t'F*ck!!
Do you want to know what my problem is? I will tell you what my problem is…
i love you. I love your name, I love the way you look at me, I love your
gorgeous smile, I love the way you walk, I love your beautiful eyes, I
love the sound of your laugh, i love the way you get mad, i love the
way i dont understand you at all. I love the way I can be having the
worst day of my life and seeing you completely changes my mood. I
love how when you touch me I get weak,
thats my problem...
When somebody annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and B*tch slap that mother F*cker upside the head
four main reasons a girl
will stop texting back.
One - You said something that made her mad
Two - You just started to get boring
Three - She fell asleep
Four - You said the letter "K"
þoli ekki þegar Snæbjörn Þorri Árnason og Gugga Bjór eru í sleik á vistapartyi
the feeling you get when someone you dnt kno well says they love you <3
i love mi bestfriend
the awkward moment when Orla Callanan starts making weird noises when she's texting..
Willow Smith man version: I whip my mullet back forth i whip my mullet back and forth .
i would so buy ichiban lipstick for men <3
*I Am Way 2 Fine 2 Be See Talking 2 You...!*
No, dear parents, my room isn't messy because of me, the clothes monster just threw up and died up here.
"Hello, 911? It’s Quagmire. Yeah, it’s caught in the window this time."
i like liking things :P
i dont tell you cos i dont want you 2 worry
Wij (To/Wi/Ke) willen broodje Mexicano op KHLim (campus Oude Luikerbaan) !
why are most things now a dayz about girlfriends and boyfriends? they should be more about food, because food is amazing.
I am moving like an fish on earth, but my appearance like an pinguin.
The urge you get when you just want to knock a B*tch out.
Playing on Fifa shouting about how its not offside then you see the replay
i look at my best friend and think: 'why do i love this retard?!'
Hi I am zah :D
evan lawler what a love bug!!
The orkward moment when sean graham acts cool ;)
We all know a prick called Graham.
all the ppl who love Emily Bebbington!!
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