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Martin Luther King: I have a dream... Leonardo DiCaprio: Oh yeah? I had a dream in a dream in a dream. Martin Luther King: O.O
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
When they say 5 hour energy gets rid of that 2:30 feeling their right. Instead its replaced with the feeling you get when you waking up at 6:30 the next morning with a major hangover.
I'm not saying she's a Hoe, but if she had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine....
I hate it how you cant get over your first love...
Dear daddy, i May Have Found My Prince Charming, But YOU will Always be my KING ;; <3
I LOVE GOD HE IS MY SAVIOR.....
If you have never read the Terms and conditions for anything
guy: man im drunk as F*ck
girl: so do you wanna have s*x
guy: NO i might be drunk but your still ugly
Girls...he wakes up with yew and waits for yew to fall asleep..he tells you he loves yew every night and multiple times during the day...he's not ashamed to be in front of you with his friends...he stops playing a freakin video game to text yew back...he treats yew like ur his world...treat him right...yew don't wanna lose a guy like that <3
like if you can read this: Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
^ sisuiapafrocioercpllaticexajaludas.. read that :)
Playing with your toys at 42 because you're a fearless Ba***rd!
^^^^care about yourself
making a conversation in your mind imagining that you're making this conversation with a celebrity :)
its awkwark when you try to talk to people and after a while they dont reply and you think you annoyed them but really they're just busy or didnt get the message
I Love Vinny from Jersey Shore (= ♥ ♥ ♥
Ipods stop autocorrecting all my F*cks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Boys with flippy hair and either blue or brown eyes that rock skinnies are instently hot.
It's sad when you like a guy, but he hates you. :(
Im in a relationship for more that two years and its going VERY well :-))
Hug a Small Person Day - 21st Feb
Here are some random facts The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
Like if you have boyfriend much more taller than you
being pretty doesn't mean that i love you , may be it means i just like you :)
Be happy you have haters. The make you a stronger person in the end.
<3..i guess you can't help who you fall in love with, shame i always choose the dickheads
i have decided to give you my heart, can you please be careful and try not to break it?
when your friend doesn't like you all of a sudden
A Filipino once said to a girl:
I'm a s*xy guy, when u close ur eyes
HeY stop lying u know u wanna FEEL-A-PINO
You see a girl and a boy making out in the hallway at school.
Its normal right?
You see two girls holding hands and holding eachother close.
You think they're just besties right?
You see two boys fooling around and staying close to eachother.
You just think they're being guys right?
You see those two girls kissing after school in a dark corner.
You see those two boys holding hands and walking to Starbucks.
That's whats normal.
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