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Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom? Teacher: ...
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Justin Bieber socks.
I asked her if she liked Justin Bieber.
She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
because she got to step on Justin Bieber every time she walked.
I love this kid.
If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you don't start the conversation, we wont talk. If you don't put in the effort, why should I?
When I say that I won't tell anybody... my best friend doesn't count.
EVERYDAY, I fight back the urge to text you or talk to you, telling myself that if you wanted to talk to me, YOU WOULD.
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
Kids at school keep teasing a girl because she is chubby. One day; she gets fed up so she says: I'm fat, and YOU'RE ugly. I can turn skinny in a month or two, but in a month or two you'll still be ugly. Like if you're against bullying.
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
The sweetest thing a boyfriend can say to his girl:
"The next girl I will ever love on this Earth, will be our DAUGHTER." (:
R.I.P Micheala Harte :(
Not all guys want s*x, not all guys are obsessed with black ops, not all guys will cheat on you, not all guys will treat you badly, not all guys will break you heart, some guys are gay.
waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life
When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :)
Love can be real but at the same time itsz fake
fake B*tches triinq to ruiin love they dont
qot other shiit to do they only hate
and act like mutherfuken sl*ts
i love how people can say things all over fb but cant say it to your face
I hate it when i get my hopes up :(
One of the best feelings in the world is when you`re hugging a person you love really tight and they hug you back even tighter.
uurrmm he did it
Depressed????? ha ha ha ha ha ha
I replaced your P*nis with fruit by the foot.
The Awkward Moment when Ryan Murphy Flirts with OAP's in River Island ... abit of a smile , odd wink and ryans taking them back to the nursing home ;)
new young money member, cedric prince
dear some random person that added me on Facebook,
No, I will not add you as a friend."Why not?" you ask.We have NO mutual friends. Also, you live in a completely different country/state. Now you say "Well, we can become friends." I say no. Like this if anything similar has happened to you!
U Cant Hold On To Water So Why Hold On To That One Boy ?? x
spooning leads to forking
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