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TODAY, I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Justin Bieber socks. I asked her if she liked Justin Bieber. She said no; she liked to wear these socks, because she got to step on Justin Bieber every time she walked. I love this kid.
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
You only have 1 mom.
Like this if you appreciate
& love your mom!
sometimes i wonder if my parents look at me and think 'oh my god, my child is a retard'
I hate it when someone mentions the name of the person I no longer wish to remember
Admit it. ..................................... At some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers.
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
like if you can read this: Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :)
clapping the longest in assembly because you are a fearless Ba***rd.
My girlfriend phoned me and said "Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. :D" So I went over and rang the door bell. She answered, so I broke up with her for lying to me.
Like if you get it.
my neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. can you believe that?! 2:30am! luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.
Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
“I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.” Bill Gates.
I'm sorry I didn't realize that the color of my nails, how many bracelets I wear, If my hair is up or down, What clothes I have on, If I wear make-up or how many piercings I have would affect my education.
If a girl takes her makeup off around you, has her hair a mess around you, even when she's in the worst state, she loves you.
Us girls . . we love it when you kiss us on the cheek, when you kiss us when we're in the middle of saying something, when you play with our hair, and when you wrap your arms around our waist. (:
In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.
Blonde: Will my laptop get heavier when I put more files in it?
to set children on fire
"VERA GET THE BUTTER!"
i love how guys talk about a deer like they talk about a girl!
"aw, man look at that!"
"woah, i know dude....i know."
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Lauren London is s*xY
I Lovee Me Somee Friedd Chicken!*(:
That awkward moment when Mike Whiskers strokes you hair and calls you princess :/
barbra strizer OOWO OOWOOWOWO OO WOOO
-Watchin' Everybody hates chris-
Rochelle: What else are you hiding Julias? For all I know, you could be bat man!
Julias: I'm not bat man.
My thoughts: Pssshh! He's not batman. He's Black man!
You wanna see me turn hulk....oh too bad its gonna be a mission for you to make me angry :) #humbleatalltimes
i F*ckin' love ya! (i n chav accent, you know the wan from misfits!!)
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