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The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends
There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, and an "if" in life. And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
AY, Basta. Di ko ma-explain. :))
clapping the longest in assembly because you are a fearless Ba***rd.
"s*xy" means I want you. "Pretty" means I like you. "Beautiful" means I love you. "Gorgeous" means all of the above and that is because you are the best thing that ever happened to me :)
Little Boy Disturbs His Mum And Dad Having s*x Mum Was On Top, Little Boy Asks 'Mum What Are You Doing' His Mum Replies 'Dad Has A Big Belly So I Get On Top To Flatten It' Little Boy Replies 'Well Your Wasting Your Time Cos Whenever You go Shopping The Lady Next Door Gets On Her Knees And Blows It Back Up Again
Like If You Get It
arkward moment wen gorman realises he likes boys more than abbie
Nigger nigger black as tar stuck his head in the molasses jar the jar broke cut his throat thats the end of the nigger joke.
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.
Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)
Admit it. At some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers.
F*ck valentines day
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
sniffing pritt stick cos your a fearless Ba***rd
Did it hurt when you fell from the wh*re tree and banged every guy on the way down?
Did you SERIOUSLY just like your own status? :S
texting JC to see what he is at LOL Jk.
Oh we are gunna have ants!- Stewie Griffen
*CHILD YEARS* (At friends house)
Friends mom: Hey! your moms here to pick you up!
You: OH NO!
Friend: LETS HIDE! Then you cant go home!
the awkward moment when the hairdryer isn't plugged in and you make that face of disappointment
Put your number 2's in the air if you Sh*tted on 'em
Kady Smith Is My Big Sister!
wayne rooney is on 250.000 a week for kicking a ball, what about the soliders fighting for our country!
like this if you love your Munitio SiTi G's :D
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