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Dear Teachers, I'm sorry I didn't realize that the color of my nails, how many bracelets I wear, If my hair is up or down, What clothes I have on, If I wear make-up or how many piercings I have would affect my education. Sincerely, Students.
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
Do you want to know what my problem is? I will tell you what my problem is…
i love you. I love your name, I love the way you look at me, I love your
gorgeous smile, I love the way you walk, I love your beautiful eyes, I
love the sound of your laugh, i love the way you get mad, i love the
way i dont understand you at all. I love the way I can be having the
worst day of my life and seeing you completely changes my mood. I
love how when you touch me I get weak,
thats my problem...
knowing that you're better than the person who's currently dating your ex :)
qyshh po ma kujton VETEN kur kom qen i rii ☺
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C( " )( " ) bunny says NO ! -.-
I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.:)
Listening to his favorite song because it reminds you of the times that you guys had <3
I like you as a friend only for topics of discussion, but I am off limits and no touch area so do not ask me.
like if you can read this: Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
^ sisuiapafrocioercpllaticexajaludas.. read that :)
Time to party rock on electric avenue!!
The whole world is a KUTTAR BACCHAA!!!!
You fall in love by chance. You stay in love by work. And you fall out of love by choice.
go to google translate :
translate lindsay lohan to arabic nd listen ,, when u finishh Laughin ur F*ckin ass off
likee this :P
Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.
Mrs Cameltwoe :D
Your Real Name Is Darren Kelly For God Sake. Why Are You Lying To Us?
Girls...he wakes up with yew and waits for yew to fall asleep..he tells you he loves yew every night and multiple times during the day...he's not ashamed to be in front of you with his friends...he stops playing a freakin video game to text yew back...he treats yew like ur his world...treat him right...yew don't wanna lose a guy like that <3
I Love Vinny from Jersey Shore (= ♥ ♥ ♥
Im in a relationship for more that two years and its going VERY well :-))
2 nuns ,1 chalice
chris: c'mon how bout it huh baby?
rhianna: u dont have a condom no way!
chris:so? if u get pregnant u can put the baby up for adoption
rhianna:but ill be fat for nearly 9 months
chris: i dont care im horny!
rhianna, i said no screw off
why chris brown beat rhianna? cause he was horny and needed it so bad and she didnt want to look fat
<3..i guess you can't help who you fall in love with, shame i always choose the dickheads
Ipods stop autocorrecting all my F*cks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Excessivly stalking your BFF's crush on Facebook
six years ago a young girl failed her mid terms. got teased for it. and now six years later she haunts those who made fun of her that day.....
lilke if you dont give two flying Sh*ts
i feel as if your the one.
what made u feel that way?
just looking into your eyes<3
Like if your someone that goes for relationships not bash and dashes !! ¬¬
U know something guys (or girls) come and go but no matter wat family is for ever
Here are some random facts The average person makes about 1,140 telephone calls each year.The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
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