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le probleme c que mazal man9chtini f walo , you can't judge me yet ?
My girlfriend phoned me and said "Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. :D" So I went over and rang the door bell. She answered, so I broke up with her for lying to me. Like if you get it.
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
womens english-
yes= no.
no= yes.
maybe= no.
we need= i want.
i am sorry= you'll be sorry.
we need to talk= your in trouble.
of course, go ahead= you better not.
do what you want= you'll pay for this later.
im not upset= of course im upset, you moron!
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :)
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
Like this if you know...
-A really nice redhead
-A really smart blonde
-A really cool person with glasses
-A person who eats a TON but is skinny
-A person who is going through a really hard time but still tries to be happy...
The sweetest thing a boyfriend can say to his girl:
"The next girl I will ever love on this Earth, will be our DAUGHTER." (:
You may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but you're still my favorite colour.
sometimes i wonder if my parents look at me and think 'oh my god, my child is a retard'
Dear daddy,
no matter where i go in life,
who i get married to,
how much time i spend with guys,
how much i love my boyfriend,
how much i talk about my boyfriend,
you'll always b my number one man.
Sincerely, your little girl.
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Yes, my status is aimed at you. Ba***rd.
how do you wear those heels? Proudly.
Sh*t Happens, No a$$holes cause it.
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A Guy Had A Crush On This Girl He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother
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putting freezing cold hands on someone warm.. :P
Brother - "Hey dad, i got a girlfriend :)"
Dad - "Good job son"
Sister - "Hey daddy, i got a boyfriend :)"
Dad - *loads shotgun*
Yes You May Have 20+ Likes On All Your Pictures But You Look Nothing Like That In Real Life!
EVERYDAY, I fight back the urge to text you or talk to you, telling myself that if you wanted to talk to me, YOU WOULD.
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