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le probleme c que mazal man9chtini f walo , you can't judge me yet ?

Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.

EVERYDAY, I fight back the urge to text you or talk to you, telling myself that if you wanted to talk to me, YOU WOULD.

Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?

If my life was a picture...... you. would definitely be cropped out of it..... :)

1+1=69 . . . like if you get it :)

i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'

We all know a sluut called sarah..

When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :)

be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.

Not using a Rubber Dam because you are a Fearless Ba***rd.

Boy: Mommy sometimes my peepee sticks up like a stick
Mom:That's ok sweetie. When does this happen?
Boy: When I'm watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy dresses up like a woman

that happy feeling when siloso hung dies

my heroes don't wear capes and have super powers
my heroes wear or have worn combat boots and have dog tags ♥

we spend countless hours cuddling, you hold my hand, you kiss my forehead. but you run back to your ex who has hurt you countless times. why?

i love when ur parents thinks "lol" means lots of love XD

Bacon Is Bacon,
Eggs Are Eggs,
Don't Let a Guy Between Your Legs,
He Says Your Cute,
He Says Your Fine,
Nine Months Later he Says NOT MINE!!

That awkward moment when the cutie from FB finally mustered up the courage to call you instead of text, and then you think to yourself " Now I know why he took so long, maybe you should have stuck to text pal" o.O

Can you find the mistack
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Like if u found it!

i whip my hair back & forth ,
i whip my hair back & forth ,
i whip my h... OH Sh*t , MY WIG

Justin Bieber: hey dad i just had my first time having s*x....
Dad: really?? thats awesome son!! any questions??
Justin Bieber: yeah, when will my ass stop hurting??
Dad:.......................

Seeing your friend in a fight and not being able to keep out of it.

Like this if you know - someone who eats a ton but is still so skinny.

Suddenly twitching while sleeping like you were gonna fall.

The math of Lady Gaga = (RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)²

dont yu hate when people text yu than yu text them bak nd than they dnt even text yu bak ?

"I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles."
— Audrey Hepburn

I could text you non stop and never get sick of you. ♥

Checking my phone every second, but nothing changes.

That Awkward Moment When Greg Hay Doesn't Like Your Status ...

Damn that was so close , I almost gave a fuuck.

A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Jerk