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le probleme c que mazal man9chtini f walo , you can't judge me yet ?
Dear Teachers, I'm sorry I didn't realize that the color of my nails, how many bracelets I wear, If my hair is up or down, What clothes I have on, If I wear make-up or how many piercings I have would affect my education. Sincerely, Students.
Awkward moment when your standing there pushing a pull door :/
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend run into each other
boy:hey! listen, i really miss you
girl:*sneezes*
boy:bless you , are you sick?
girl:no, i'm just allergic to bulllSh*t.
sometimes the best revenge is to smile, move on, and do NOTHING ;)
The sweetest thing a boyfriend can say to his girl:
"The next girl I will ever love on this Earth, will be our DAUGHTER." (:
Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)
That awkward moment when you sleep at your friends house and wake up before them, and all u can do is stare round their room for an hour or 2 til they wake up ........
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.
Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy?
A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka!
Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!
Q: "Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?"
A: Then why aren't you laughing!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food!
Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
A: To go with the jellyfish!
Q: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it might crack up!
Q: What did the baby corn say to it's mom?
A: Where is pop corn?
sometimes i wonder if my parents look at me and think 'oh my god, my child is a retard'
the awkward moment when someone eats all the cake!!
Bad weather + No school= Everyone on Facebook
kissing you at 12 midnight on new years eve.. would be the best start too 2011 <3
Spelling things correctly.
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When you know you like someone and everything seems to be going well... then it all c**ks up :/
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like if YOU LOST THE GAME
Teen boy's mum and dad don't know that he swears on FB...
Dad: Im so in the loop now with all the cool kid's sayings.
Teen boy: *snorts* u sure bout that?
Dad: yup :)
Teen boy: ok then wat does LOL mean?
Dad: Laugh Out Loud
Teen: Wat does BRB mean?
Dad: Be right bak
Teen: wat does OMG mean?
Dad: Oh My God
Teen: wat does WTF mean? (oh, wait. crap.)
Dad: Why the face
Teen: ...
Dad: wat did i get one wrong? (i dont see how...)
Teen: NO!! u got them ALL RIGHT!! (just dont look them up!
Like this if you want your peanut back!
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iloveyou.
"Dude, wanna hang out?"
"Nah, hanging out with my girl man."
"What happened to bros before hoes?"
"That rule still goes, but it's just that she ain't a hoe."
A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Sick Ba***rd..
oh, so this is act like me day today? you were acting like someone else before. immature retards.
Dude, Calm down. It's only P.E, not the Olympics.
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mwi wae the lads mwi wae the lads mwi mwi mwi mwi mwi wae the ladssssssss<3!
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