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kbida ana mzawg , diri chi solution , wlah o kon makontch 3arfak kayna f l page ma knt ghankteb
wa brbi 7ta ghalta fiya , hadchi li kayf9ess , makaynch li kaygolia nta mamzyaanch , 7it kanthla f bnadem
9ssib billah 7ta 7agra 3lia . w ana ssaber , machi mochkil , yarrbi ghir chi nhar tbdel chi haja

Ancient Proverbs: -Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. -Man who run in front of car get tired. -Man who run behind car get exhausted. -Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. -Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. -Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. -Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. -Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. -War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. -Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

I'm one of those people who just goes around liking stuff on Facebook when im bored.

waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life

Do you want to know what my problem is? I will tell you what my problem is…
i love you. I love your name, I love the way you look at me, I love your
gorgeous smile, I love the way you walk, I love your beautiful eyes, I
love the sound of your laugh, i love the way you get mad, i love the
way i dont understand you at all. I love the way I can be having the
worst day of my life and seeing you completely changes my mood. I
love how when you touch me I get weak,
thats my problem...

That awkward moment when you sleep at your friends house and wake up before them, and all u can do is stare round their room for an hour or 2 til they wake up ........

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T SUCK c**k? ? ?

Justin Bieber: hey dad i just had my first time having s*x....
Dad: really?? thats awesome son!! any questions??
Justin Bieber: yeah, when will my ass stop hurting??
Dad:.......................

**Boy and Girl texting**
Boy: Haii cutie !
Girl: ............. hey :/
Boy: Wha... what's wrong dear?
Girl: i'm lonely.
- Door bell rings, she walks and opens the door to see him there with a rose
Real Life
Boy: hi :P
Girl: hey
Boy: whats wrong
Girl: everything :(
Boy: Lol Ok
Girl: ......... wow thanks douche

Texting a person in the same room as me, then staring at them until they get it

Teacher: Billy, stop making ugly faces at other students!
Billy: Why?
Teacher: Well, when I was your age, I was told that if i kept making ugly faces, my face would stay that way.
Billy: Well, I can see you didn't listen.

Brother - "Hey dad, i got a girlfriend :)"
Dad - "Good job son"
Sister - "Hey daddy, i got a boyfriend :)"
Dad - *loads shotgun*