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kbida ana mzawg , diri chi solution , wlah o kon makontch 3arfak kayna f l page ma knt ghankteb
wa brbi 7ta ghalta fiya , hadchi li kayf9ess , makaynch li kaygolia nta mamzyaanch , 7it kanthla f bnadem
9ssib billah 7ta 7agra 3lia . w ana ssaber , machi mochkil , yarrbi ghir chi nhar tbdel chi haja

womens english- yes= no. no= yes. maybe= no. we need= i want. i am sorry= you'll be sorry. we need to talk= your in trouble. of course, go ahead= you better not. do what you want= you'll pay for this later. im not upset= of course im upset, you moron!

be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.

Awkward moment when your standing there pushing a pull door :/

Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)

ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend run into each other
boy:hey! listen, i really miss you
girl:*sneezes*
boy:bless you , are you sick?
girl:no, i'm just allergic to bulllSh*t.

That awkward moment when you sleep at your friends house and wake up before them, and all u can do is stare round their room for an hour or 2 til they wake up ........

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sometimes i wonder if my parents look at me and think 'oh my god, my child is a retard'

Opinions are like kittens im just giving em away..

Bad weather + No school= Everyone on Facebook

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When you know you like someone and everything seems to be going well... then it all c**ks up :/

Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.

Boy: can i touch your software?
Girl: show me first your hardware
Boy: can i install it in your system?
Girl: OK! if you cover it with anti-virus first!

mwi wae the lads mwi wae the lads mwi mwi mwi mwi mwi wae the ladssssssss<3!

Spelling things correctly.

Smile baby, it isn't hard. Go ahead, light up my world with your joy. It's a simple gesture, so just do it. Smile for me babe. It isn't hard. ♥

the awkward moment when someone eats all the cake!!

Like this if you want your peanut back!

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Teen boy's mum and dad don't know that he swears on FB...
Dad: Im so in the loop now with all the cool kid's sayings.
Teen boy: *snorts* u sure bout that?
Dad: yup :)
Teen boy: ok then wat does LOL mean?
Dad: Laugh Out Loud
Teen: Wat does BRB mean?
Dad: Be right bak
Teen: wat does OMG mean?
Dad: Oh My God
Teen: wat does WTF mean? (oh, wait. crap.)
Dad: Why the face
Teen: ...
Dad: wat did i get one wrong? (i dont see how...)
Teen: NO!! u got them ALL RIGHT!! (just dont look them up!

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Dude, Calm down. It's only P.E, not the Olympics.

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Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy?
A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka!

Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!

Q: "Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?"
A: Then why aren't you laughing!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!

Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food!

Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
A: To go with the jellyfish!

Q: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it might crack up!

Q: What did the baby corn say to it's mom?
A: Where is pop corn?

if your still standing, you haven't drunk enough.

oh, so this is act like me day today? you were acting like someone else before. immature retards.

Nothing in life is unfixable...everything can be fixed when you put your mind to it!