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Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out...

Blonde: Will my laptop get heavier when I put more files in it? Brunette: ...

If my life was a picture...... you. would definitely be cropped out of it..... :)

Admit it. At some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers.

Before s*x, you help each other get naked, after s*x you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're F*cked

We all know a sluut called sarah..

I hate it when you talk to someone every single day and then all of a sudden it just stops. And then neither of you say a word to each other.

Ik bre se po ta ha zemren :D♥

- You can miss someone who died , you can miss someone who moved away, but the worst is when you miss someone you see everyday.

Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out...

Friends help you with your addiction to crack
Best friends are the ones who sold it to you

I would like to go back to the times when choosing what crayon to use is hard enough.

That awkward moment when Romeo got to Heaven and realized Juliet wasn't REALLY dead first.

That funny moment when you get up because you think you're fully healed, then fall on your face because it turns out you aren't

The awkward moment wen u find out your dad is your cousin pmsl

Open up your eyes dude. She has the biggest feelings for you. All she does is talk about you. & if you can't see that, then move the F*ck outta the way.

please go die in a hole.

Realizing you borrowed the pen you’re sticking in your mouth

Like if you ever lost your boyfriend to black ops?

i swear im not sleeping! im just resting my eyes...

Beauty and Brains a very dangerous combination!

It's funny when your ex asks why you guys broke up and you remind them they left you!

12 year old girl: sorry its over, this relationship just isn't going anywhere. 12 year old boy: well where do you think its going to go? marriage and 5 kids?!

Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says "Damn, I can't get in the car!" The other blonde replies, "Hurry up, it’s starting to rain and the top’s down!".

i wonder where noah kept woodpeckers in his ark?

I remember when Four used to be called C4..... good times

call yourself a model..... the only thing you should be modelling is a balaclava.

That one guy. The one who gives you hugs when your crying. The one who always puts a smile on your face. The one guy who is always there for you no matter what. <3

"everyone is weird, and if u arent weird your normal?? who likes to be normal....Normal just isnt fun"

Girl: what would you do if i broke up with you?
boy: then i'd go back to my ex.
(girl cried and broke up with him)
--next day--
girl: what are you doing here??
boy: like what i said, i'd go back to my ex. so, will you take me back ?

Heres a condom. I figured since you're acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one too.

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body."
"That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean"
So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.
The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?"
"No I'm a blonde", she replies.
"I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.