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Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out...
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom? Teacher: ...
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
womens english-
yes= no.
no= yes.
maybe= no.
we need= i want.
i am sorry= you'll be sorry.
we need to talk= your in trouble.
of course, go ahead= you better not.
do what you want= you'll pay for this later.
im not upset= of course im upset, you moron!
"Dude, wanna hang out?"
"Nah, hanging out with my girl man."
"What happened to bros before hoes?"
"That rule still goes, but it's just that she ain't a hoe."
Like this if you know a dick head :)
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Girl: what would you do if i broke up with you?
boy: then i'd go back to my ex.
(girl cried and broke up with him)
--next day--
girl: what are you doing here??
boy: like what i said, i'd go back to my ex. so, will you take me back ?
Kids at school keep teasing a girl because she is chubby. One day; she gets fed up so she says: I'm fat, and YOU'RE ugly. I can turn skinny in a month or two, but in a month or two you'll still be ugly. Like if you're against bullying.
That awkward moment when you forget how to spell an easy word.
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A friend would get you something to drink if you asked but a best friend would say you have 2 legs dont you?
playing hangman and using dirty words :)
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We are teenage girls.
When we go home...
Our straightened hair goes up into messy buns.
Our makeup has faded or smudged so we take it off.
The fake smile vanishes into how we really feel.
Our brand new shirt changes into our favorite old sweater.
Our skinny jeans are traded for sweat pants or pajamas.
And our Uggs are taken off to reveal our fuzzy socks.
When we go home...
You wouldn't recognize us.
Elementary: YAAAAYYYY I GOT A STICKER ON MY PAPER! I DID A GOOD JOB (Proud)
Middle: Wow how old do they think we are? Jeez
High: OMG I HAVE A STICKER ON MY PAPER! OMG DOES YOURS? HA IT DOESN'T WELL MINE DOES! IN YOUR FACE!
Dear Teachers,
I'm sorry I didn't realize that the color of my nails, how many bracelets I wear, If my hair is up or down, What clothes I have on, If I wear make-up or how many piercings I have would affect my education.
Sincerely,
Students.
my neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. can you believe that?! 2:30am! luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.
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