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I know theres some times where you wish you never met me... I just wish you'll ever forget me <3
so they finally found out how much coke charlie sheen had... ...apparently it was enough to kill two and a half men
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.
Do you want to know what my problem is? I will tell you what my problem is…
i love you. I love your name, I love the way you look at me, I love your
gorgeous smile, I love the way you walk, I love your beautiful eyes, I
love the sound of your laugh, i love the way you get mad, i love the
way i dont understand you at all. I love the way I can be having the
worst day of my life and seeing you completely changes my mood. I
love how when you touch me I get weak,
thats my problem...
1+1=69 . . . like if you get it :)
sometimes i wonder if my parents look at me and think 'oh my god, my child is a retard'
clapping the longest in assembly because you are a fearless Ba***rd.
Those we love don't go away,
They walk beside us every day,
Unseen, unheard, but always near,
Still loved, still missed.
Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
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I'm one of those people who just goes around liking stuff on Facebook when im bored.
That awkward moment when someone dosent understand your sarcasim /:
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That awkward moment when you sleep at your friends house and wake up before them, and all u can do is stare round their room for an hour or 2 til they wake up ........
That awkward eye contact made when you're at a red light and you look over and see the creepy guy in the car next to you staring at you.
Seeing a status that is blatantly aimed at you and liking it
When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :)
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Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
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TODAY,
I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Justin Bieber socks.
I asked her if she liked Justin Bieber.
She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
because she got to step on Justin Bieber every time she walked.
I love this kid.
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
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dear bed, im sorry i left you this morning, take me back? ):
Friend: did you know that masturbation can lead to the loss of memory??
You: really? i didnt know
Friend: Wait........what was i talking about?
like if you get it :)
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
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