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I know theres some times where you wish you never met me... I just wish you'll ever forget me <3

Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom? Teacher: ...

be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.

Dear windscreen wipers, can't touch this. yours sincerely that little triangle

That crazy 5 seconds you have when you stand up to fast and go blind or extremely dizzy.

waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life

It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.

That moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet, so you start freaking out.

It can take years to build up trust , but only a few seconds to knock it all down....

In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.

To everyone who is calling for stricter gun laws in light of the tragedy in Tucson, may I offer this little tidbit: If guns k!ll people, then pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat. Remember: Hold the person accountable for their actions, not the means they chose to utilize!!!
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Women are smarter than you think, but they aren't as smart as they think. :P

The awkward moment when you're buying a bra and it's a guy serving you. . .

Like this if you know - someone who eats a ton but is still so skinny.

i love when ur parents thinks "lol" means lots of love XD

The awkward moment Jemma Hunter isn't in the clinic!

Damn that was so close , I almost gave a fuuck.

Don't you hate it when you cant be with someone because of your parents?????!! Like if this has happened to you.</3

F*ck off. Your face is getting in my way of my good mood.

Referring to myself as a friend when telling other people something embarrassing or uncertain.

That Awkward Moment When Greg Hay Doesn't Like Your Status ...

Dear boys, there is a difference between having a dick and being a dick.

Facebook is alot like a fridge. when your bored you keep opening it and closeing it every couple of minutes to see if there's anything good, but nothing ever changes. :/

Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake alcohol.. and see how many people act wasted.

Where's the BEEF?

Mum notices her sons bed has been made without her asking..Mum finds note on boys bed:

Mum I'm sorry, i have left home. I know I'm only 15 but my girlfriend is pregnant and I'm going to live with her, you were never supportive and that really hurts me. don't bother looking for me, u wont find me. I'm sorry it has to be like this, but i don't see any other way.

P.S: MUM I'M JOKING, I WAGGED SCHOOL TODAY AND I GOT BUSTED. I'M AT JEFF'S. CALL ME WHEN U HAVE CALMED DOWN. xx

Boy: Mommy sometimes my peepee sticks up like a stick
Mom:That's ok sweetie. When does this happen?
Boy: When I'm watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy dresses up like a woman

Why do ppl from england say the name of a breakfast cereal to say bye(Cheerio) Like, u dont hear any of us saying "Honey Bunches of Oats" when we leave a room.

keep it HALAL when im ere...readin SALAH when im ere...keep the STRAIGHT PATH when im ere...this will give me JANNAH when im gone...

when you're in bed all comfy and then BAM... u need a pish!

dont yu hate when people text yu than yu text them bak nd than they dnt even text yu bak ?