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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
Dear Teachers, I'm sorry I didn't realize that the color of my nails, how many bracelets I wear, If my hair is up or down, What clothes I have on, If I wear make-up or how many piercings I have would affect my education. Sincerely, Students.
Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
These are the stories our parents raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up?
You're the first thing on my mind when I wake up in the morning, you're the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep, and you're every thought I have every second in betweeen. <3 (:
My girlfriend phoned me and said "Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. :D" So I went over and rang the door bell. She answered, so I broke up with her for lying to me.
Like if you get it.
Buddy: You're not Santa!
Fake Santa: Yes I am.
Buddy: No you're not.
Santa: Yes, I am.
Buddy: OK if you're Santa, what song did I sing to you on your birthday?
Santa: Why, uh, Happy Birthday, of course!
Buddy: Dang it...
A Fatty Walks into McDonalds and the worker says same again! Like if you get it.
Whenever i hear your name i get a big cheesy smile on my face! :D
I want to be happy because She/He's happy
But how can I be happy knowing im not the one making her/him smile.
When your watching a dodgy movie that's been recorded with your best fraind and the movie is the new night mare on elm streat and a girl gets up then a guy gets up and they come back at the end O.o
Justin Willer Lim Casino<3
wres wres k mena mou leipoun polu kapoies stigmes :/
O bir qysh eka nana jote emnin ??
Nuns that wear pink wellies and black mini skirts :P
'*7 signs your falling in love* 7. You"ll read their txts over and over again 6. You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them 5. They becomes all you think about 4. You"ll get high just by their smell 3. You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them 2. You"ll do anything for them 1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time
Facebook search " petition for a Friends TV show reunion" and like that page because Friends is one of the funniest shows ever
Dont hv a cheatable heart.. dnt love a cheatable heart..
ice melts wn heated,, eyes melt wn cheated
flicking the light switch on and off really fast to create a strobe light!
I actually like the new FB Photo Viewer. :)
Guy- I love you
Girl- I love you to
Girl- Whats wrong?
Guy- I only get one?
Girl- Yes, One that lasts forever
I Want To Be With My Boyfriend / Girlfriend Every Day
Dear Mayans, Please tell me you were joking. Sincerely, All my life was spent in school.
No matter how much money there is in the world, or jewellery, or anything in fact - 'the universe'.. Thereis nothing more valuable to than you <3
I've fallen in love...with my guitar! <3
Roses are red , Violets are blue ; SFA girls are ugly , Its all about SHSU (:
You know i told you boy, you're always on my mind
You know that i'm crazy about ya, I need you right by my side.
And i want you, boy
and i need you, boy
you're the only boy in my life...
Type something here and see how many people like it...A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
when u think it cant get any better... it can!
SUCK MY ROOT ITS AN OPAL FRUIT :-D
Kentucky Wildcats! ♥
Like, if you love 'em. (:
Girl comes into school with loads of make-up on
Girl 1: You should have told me the circus was coming to town!
Girl 2: It Isnt!!
Girl 1: Sorry i must have mistaken you for a clown!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hormones should be spelt wh*remoans
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