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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page
There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, and an "if" in life. And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F.
AY, Basta. Di ko ma-explain. :))
waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life
Laughing by yourself because you remembered something really funny.
Finding that one person that you feel so unbelievably safe and loved with, that one person that you know will always get you, that one person that your hand fits with, that grabs you around the waist and never lets go, that you love so much it hurts, that makes you cry from being so happy... <3 Finding them and never letting go
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
Before s*x, you help each other get naked, after s*x you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're F*cked
I LOVE MY MOM. SHE'S ONE IN A MILLION.
Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think ... Its a tea bag!
Little Boy Disturbs His Mum And Dad Having s*x Mum Was On Top, Little Boy Asks 'Mum What Are You Doing' His Mum Replies 'Dad Has A Big Belly So I Get On Top To Flatten It' Little Boy Replies 'Well Your Wasting Your Time Cos Whenever You go Shopping The Lady Next Door Gets On Her Knees And Blows It Back Up Again
Like If You Get It
arkward moment wen gorman realises he likes boys more than abbie
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
clapping the longest in assembly because you are a fearless Ba***rd.
your thinking that im thinking about what your thinking, but im not thinking so hahaha
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Telling people they should get off facebook and study... via facebook
do you hate getting the Sh*ts? me too. together we can find a cure. just shove thesepills up your ass and your Sh*ts will go away. the good things are: you wont have any children,you will never have to pee\poo again it will just sit in ur but and the spikes will make you bleed for only 5 years
when kieth lemon says
The awkward moment when Andrew Compston does his "Anne" impression and she joins in :S
That awkward moment when Mike Whiskers strokes you hair and calls you princess :/
If I'm Crazy Its Only Because God Knew I'd Have To Be In Order To Be A Match For You <3
If you don't believe in God, gtfo away from me
Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep.
Having a friend you call Kipper Lips x
That moment when something interesting on a TV show is coming and a commercial gets in the way
الحياة امرأة فاسقة ، من رأى فسقها كره جمالها^^^^you speak about me and al fusuq. From where are you, saudi arabian or agypt. didnt you took a look from where you are and what your womens and sisters dress and wish make up they have and make. yali ma teswash, kaleb u tetkalem emnash. hani en9oulek elhamm u el homo u el efsad eli 3andkum akther wala kima (fiff), yali bel ni9ab wala........ya3ni a7tarem rou7ek. You should look at real people who mistaken and those are you all....... ma teswash
nevr give up on someone you cant go a day withouth thinking about them
ʎɐqǝ ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ɹǝʌǝu 'uɯɐp
Boys - "Dad can you get me condoms for my birthday?"
Girls- "Dad can you buy me a Dildous for my birthday" xD
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