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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof* Blonde: I think-. *poof*
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
These are the stories our parents raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up?
2. English to Japanese
3. copy and paste : Mattatakammennekkkanakkamemmannennemmakkanemattatakammenlolkoileokosoftigolt
4. LISTEN, Laugh, Like
like this If you have a wonderful man, who helps balance your whole world, isn't perfect but is perfect for you, who works hard and would do anything for you, that makes you laugh, and drives you crazy, is your best friend and you are excited to grow old with, and who you are thankful for every single day(:
You're the first thing on my mind when I wake up in the morning, you're the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep, and you're every thought I have every second in betweeen. <3 (:
Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Kar Sasur Ne Soyi Bahu Ke Boobs Dabaye To Bahu Chilla Kar Boli Bahu: “Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sharam Nahi Aati”
I like stoners because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to smoke, and maybe eat some food. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a stoner."
Spoon me t'F*ck!!
Buddy: You're not Santa!
Fake Santa: Yes I am.
Buddy: No you're not.
Santa: Yes, I am.
Buddy: OK if you're Santa, what song did I sing to you on your birthday?
Santa: Why, uh, Happy Birthday, of course!
Buddy: Dang it...
Your Dad is the only man you will ever need, the only man who will never let you down, the only man that will always love you no matter what. I Love You Dad <3 <3
A guy who calls you princess, sees you as a goddess, envelopes you in his arms when you're hurting, fights for you like you're his very heartbeat, still teases and flirts with you after you are already his girl, and hangs out with you just like a best friend <3
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
boy: would you wear socks if you had no feet?
girl: nooooo why!?!
boy:then why do you wear a bra?
girl:why do you wear boxers?
boy: I dont, I wear pink panties.
four main reasons a girl
will stop texting back.
One - You said something that made her mad
Two - You just started to get boring
Three - She fell asleep
Four - You said the letter "K"
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
If Timeplayed = Money
I Would be Bill Gates
Music from the sixties,seventies,eighties,nineties,naughtys and..........erm HELP!
Rip my jeans. Not my heart. <3
I love you like my pet goldfish....I could never flush you down the toilet but kissing you would just be weird...
cow tipp'n =]
That awkward moment when Keith Callanan thinks he has friends but then finds out he's just a loner :P
Im like Marmite...You either love me or hate me!!
Dear Whoever made the like
"drinking your titty milk because you can't be assed walking to the fridge."
Stop being an asshat and walk to your fridge. B*tch.
Turtles can smd
There are those who dream, and there are those who shatter them.
That awkward moment when someone waves at you and you wave back only to find out that they were waving to the person behind you.
why am i writing this? why are u reading this?.... yea, thats wat i thought
its awkwark when you try to talk to people and after a while they dont reply and you think you annoyed them but really they're just busy or didnt get the message
I guess I'm not nearly as strong as the drink in your glass
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