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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom? Teacher: ...
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
Growing up....Your bestfriend becomes your worst enemy. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innoccent once turn into sl*tS. Homework goes in the trash. Detenton becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Undies turn into g-strinks/boxers. Kisses turn into s*x.....And to think we couldnt wait to grow up!!
In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.
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The Yellow Zergling
Like this if you dislike Sara Zeidman
You remind me of my Chinese friend.. Ug Lee
Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)
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I Still Play The 'The Bell Is Going To Go In..' Game ;D
Don't you hate it when you're talking to someone you haven't seen in a long time and out of nowhere a pterodactyl swoops down and snatches them and flies away with them? That really ticks me off.
Bhag Bhag...DK Bose...DK Bose..DK Bose..DK Bose...
Run Run..DK..Run..DK Run...DK Run...Run Run..DK...;)
You may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but you're still my favorite colour.
Like this if you don't get this 10 points of Phineas and Ferb
1. Why is phineas head a triangle?
2. Why does Ferb always say nothing only at the end?
3. How does agent P. communicate with people?
4. How do people let kids do everything they want without telling them of?
5. How can they build everytihng in one day?
6. How can everyday be summer?
7. Why does Phineas know what to do everyday?
8. Why does Ferb always blink instead of talk?
9. How can Phineas and Ferb become famous in one day with chi ci chiki choo means that i love you?? ( how can that become a hit???
10. How come Candace never loses her phone??
see some stuff do just not make sense???
Now all of mi suenos are pesadillas & i cant take the heartbreak again
You know my name, not my story. So don't judge me.
SELF SUPPORT TEH SARILING PURI...:))
Hates when your " best friend" likes your boyfriend and will stab you in the back to get him.
Gets k!lled in game.
FOREVER ALONE. D;
checkt dien blwotn doare! hahahaha!
I'm jealous of people who get to see you every day.
dear bed, im sorry i left you this morning, take me back? ):
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
The reason why you hurt me the most was because you told me you never would.
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