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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
You're the first thing on my mind when I wake up in the morning, you're the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep, and you're every thought I have every second in betweeen. <3 (:
Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
These are the stories our parents raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up?
My girlfriend phoned me and said "Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. :D" So I went over and rang the door bell. She answered, so I broke up with her for lying to me.
Like if you get it.
It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.
“I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.” Bill Gates.
You know you're addicted to facebook when...
-You go on like 12 times a day
-You get excited when you have one notification
-You smile when someone likes your status
-You start to get very angry when...(See More)
I'm not saying she's a Hoe, but if she had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine....
Whenever i hear your name i get a big cheesy smile on my face! :D
Justin Willer Lim Casino<3
"Dude she just called you Simone" "OH HELL NO!! Hold my gnome"
I've fallen in love...with my guitar! <3
When your watching a dodgy movie that's been recorded with your best fraind and the movie is the new night mare on elm streat and a girl gets up then a guy gets up and they come back at the end O.o
We Could be like
Eric and Ariel,
tarzan and Jane,
Peter Pan and Tinkerbell,
Aladdin and Jasmine,
Romeo and Juliet. <3
A black man walks in to a bar. like if you get it !
Dont hv a cheatable heart.. dnt love a cheatable heart..
ice melts wn heated,, eyes melt wn cheated
Turtles can smd
flicking the light switch on and off really fast to create a strobe light!
Guy- I love you
Girl- I love you to
Girl- Whats wrong?
Guy- I only get one?
Girl- Yes, One that lasts forever
I Want To Be With My Boyfriend / Girlfriend Every Day
Nuns that wear pink wellies and black mini skirts :P
I loved you once & always will, I neer stopped loving you & never will <3
I actually like the new FB Photo Viewer. :)
Facebook search " petition for a Friends TV show reunion" and like that page because Friends is one of the funniest shows ever
If a guy can’t handle a girl in sweatpants, he sure as hell doesn’t deserve her in a wedding dress.
The moment when you told a "racist" joke and you find out that race is behind you.
A Fatty Walks into McDonalds and the worker says same again! Like if you get it.
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