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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
Dear Parents, I stay up late, fall out with friends, have a messy room, literally LIVE on my lap-top, I'm lazy, and I'm ALWAYS texting. Though mum, dad, I'm NOT the only teenager that acts like that. I am just a TYPICAL teenager. So don't think your doing anything wrong, because your not. To be honest, if I WASN'T doing any of these, things, THEN you should be worried. Sincerely, Teenagers everywhere.
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
clapping the longest in assembly because you are a fearless Ba***rd.
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
So ready for summer.
the 4 biggest lies ever told:
1) I'm fine
2)Seriously, I don't like anyone
3) I swear that was my last piece of gum.
4) I have read and i agree to the Terms & Conditions
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
That awkward moment when Darth Vader tells you he's your father
the day guys stop getting better is the day you know you've found him.
to set children on fire
"Height is no measure of a man."
(My students and I were studying Martin Luther King, Jr. and writing essays. This is our favorite Attention Getter for an essay. He was 5 foot 6 and half inches. By the way, I'm 6 foot three.)
That banana flavored medicine that you had as a kid that was the most amazing tasting thing ever.
Being Banned From PLaY Teenage Disco's Profile ... I'll Go Tag Someone Else
الحياة امرأة فاسقة ، من رأى فسقها كره جمالها^^^^you speak about me and al fusuq. From where are you, saudi arabian or agypt. didnt you took a look from where you are and what your womens and sisters dress and wish make up they have and make. yali ma teswash, kaleb u tetkalem emnash. hani en9oulek elhamm u el homo u el efsad eli 3andkum akther wala kima (fiff), yali bel ni9ab wala........ya3ni a7tarem rou7ek. You should look at real people who mistaken and those are you all....... ma teswash
THAT UPSETTING MOMENT WHEN YOU FIND OUT GREAT NEWS, AND THEN THE PERSON SAYS JK
I LOVE YOU. you know who you are :o
I'm a happy go lucky scamp
Grabbing the tissue about to sneeze then it stops oh for fuk sake make up your mind :/
Boy: Hey do you have a mirror in your poket??
Girl: No why???
Boy: Oh because i can see me in your pants.
Spending A Cliche Night With Your Soulmate <3
I never sit at the end of the seat at mass, because i know when i come back from communion, i'll lose my seat and make a dick of myself :(
Waking up really early in order to get some things done for once, then falling asleep without realizing it and waking up nearly an hour later. STILL wanting to sleep.
I'm not obsessed with Justin Drew Bieber who was born March 1st 1994, 12:56 AM on a Tuesday in Ontario, Canada, St.Jude's Hospital, room 126
Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control
The only reason I check my Facebook is to see if "he" said anything to me. The only reason I check my phone is to see if "he" texted me. The only reason i cry at night is because f what "he" did to me. The only reason i am moving on is because i know that "he" will never want me.
i love jason ♥ your my wold baby
When I walk down the street people stare at me from their cars thinking:
"WOW EITHER HE'S REALLY POOR OR HE'S A HOBO"...
Last time I checked I'm walking on the street because I don't depend a car for 2 blocks of walking...
Also the people in those cars are usually REALLY REALLY LAZY AND CHUNKTASTIC !
*gf walks in nd bf is playing black oppzz*
bf: hey babe how bout makin me a snawich?
gf: yuh dnt even luv me! y dnt yuh juss marry yur black oppzz game!
*i walk in nd bf is playing black oppz*
bf: hey babe can yuh make me a sandwich?
me: sure babe *walks into kitchen* wut do yuh want on it?
bf: *tells me wut he wants*
me: kk (:
bf: oh ya babe i beat yur k!llstreak record (:
me: O HELL NO! *picks up control and starts playing (:
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