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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
That moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet, so you start freaking out.
“You’ll always be my best friend…You know too much.”
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
How come all of these likes are about boyfriends and girlfriends? :/ They should be about bacon. Because bacon is amazing and can bring world peace.
Yo Momma is so fat when she goes missing It takes all four sides of a milk carton to see the picture...
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Kar Sasur Ne Soyi Bahu Ke Boobs Dabaye To Bahu Chilla Kar Boli Bahu: “Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sharam Nahi Aati”
I'm not saying she's a Hoe, but if she had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine....
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :)
look at someone thats talking to you then saying...what!! are u talking to me
just promise me you'll think of me every time you look up in the sky & see a star
R kelly......define teenage
i will not orget you because i engraved you in my palm
(sun.) you wait all day to text that special someone than you text all night with no sleep to spare... the next day (mon.) u see that special someone all day and wait for them to text you all night <3
You can French kiss my clenched fist :)
When Kesha went to Take It Off, Bruno Mars threw a Grenade which made Katy Perry a Firework and Taylor Swift rode away on a White Horse. Now Rihanna is the Only Girl in the World which made Lady Gaga Just Dance. Nelly soon woke up saying it was Just a Dream
1000 likes and i'll plant a big jobby on my techers desk...
girls who B*tch about exs when they have a boyfriend
Snakkeland og Regneland
love knows no gender <3
Guy- I love you
Girl- I love you to
Girl- Whats wrong?
Guy- I only get one?
Girl- Yes, One that lasts forever
the awkward moment when Dylan Flemming claims he's not a dole head.
What do you call a guy that ignores a girl ? Single
Like if you have a friend who, if you were to lose contact with for 5 years, would suddenly break down your door and force you to hang out with them.
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