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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom? Teacher: ...
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
knowing that you're better than the person who's currently dating your ex :)
I Want To Be With My Boyfriend / Girlfriend Every Day
There are those who dream, and there are those who shatter them.
WISDOM is knowing its lonely at the top, but there is always room at the bottom
een adamsappel bij mannen is zo s*xy!
Dear notification box on the bottom left side of the facebook page, stfu no one really cares when they get a notification, and once I read you, please go away and don't just stay there for 30 minutes.
Like If you dont no What ' Jelof Rice ' Looks Like :)
havent we all...
layed down on the floor and watched a propeller on the fan go around
when you were younger at ur friends house and ur parents picked u up u yelled HURRY HIDE!!
poured mini shots into ur water bottle cap and drank it
thought the D in disney cannels logo was a G
i sleep in clothes instead of pyjamas coz im a fearless barsted
No matter how much money there is in the world, or jewellery, or anything in fact - 'the universe'.. Thereis nothing more valuable to than you <3
Kidz Bop = the ultimate song ruiner.
like if u kno Kendra M Price, Tori Crouch, and Cheyanne Remaly, and u love them ta death (no ho mo)...♥ love karsenn
Turtles can smd
"She called you a shopoholic!" "oh hell no, hold my wallet! on second thought brb, goin shopping :D "
0c=3 like if u c it
BLONDE; what is geometry?
BRUNETTE; ummm, math.
BLONDE; No St*pid, its when a tree realizes its a tree! GEOMETRY! (GEE-IMA-TREE)
Like if you get it <3
Girl walks up to boy with a frown on his face and takes an eraser out of her pocket, she starts pretending to erase the corners of his mouth. Boy: "what are you doing?" Girl: "im trying to erase your frown so your happy again". Boy: ":)"
We Could be like
Eric and Ariel,
tarzan and Jane,
Peter Pan and Tinkerbell,
Aladdin and Jasmine,
Romeo and Juliet. <3
You know dienda rotunda?
"Dude she just called you Simone" "OH HELL NO!! Hold my gnome"
Excuses are like a$$holes. Everyones got'em and they all stink
Cancelling your appointment with Boganlink cos your mate brought a goon sack around.
That heart attack you get when you flush the toilet and the water starts to rise until it looks like its gonna flood
when you randomely look at somebody cause you love them like crazy and they are looking at you to
flicking the light switch on and off really fast to create a strobe light!
I'm a guy, I hate call of duty, If I had a girlfriend I'd show her off to all of my friends, I'd tell her everyday why she was so amazing, I'd love her for who she is, not her body, for her heart.
If you wish you had a GameSphere!!
The awkward moment when u tell someone that u hope they get eatin by a turtle
And then u find out turtles are vegeterians -.-
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