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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
TODAY, I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Justin Bieber socks. I asked her if she liked Justin Bieber. She said no; she liked to wear these socks, because she got to step on Justin Bieber every time she walked. I love this kid.
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
At school we used to sing "Gooooooooooood morninggggggggg teacher.......".......when she said to sit again "Thanqqqqqqqqqqqq teacherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........".......:p
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
"come on handsome"......."not you fat jesus" (the hangover)
It must be awkward when GPS navigation tells gay people to go straight.
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Me and MOD Vintage
LOVE will never leave PAIN. They're destined for each other! ;(
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that awkward moment they tell people on tv they only have a few years to live
girl1 : my dady bought a fulla gum to me ;;girl2: how much ;; girl1:actualy he bought to me a packet cost six dollars ;; girl2:can you give mee some ;;; girl1: ow!! sorry no but you can smell the packet
Save a drum. Bang a Drummer
Hate when you lose something then take forever to find it when it was right in front of your face
When you think a guys hott but inside they are douche bags that only want s*x like if youuuu agree(:
those chips in the adds on pages look like dog Sh*t :L:L
Trottelige Trotteln turtels.
What the hell does Herping your Derps mean?
nearly every girl falls for a heartbreaker.
The Akward Moment when Ms Shushpanova says to everyone tat she is scottish and her wellyboots are the latest style in the soviet Union, And then joel Bentley laughs and gets Sent out! :L
We all have dat 1 C*nt of a lecturer !!!
When Blacl people started wearing their pants low, white people called it " saggin' " why ? read it backwards " niggas "
If you live to be a hundred, i want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so i never have to live without you.
Love My Husband <3
girl : owww oooh ahhh oh i feel soooo baaaad Me: *give a look * . then when no1 aske girl watsup they just get louder louder and louder until finally Me: Can u shudup plz ! . girl gets louder and louder so. Me: okay th WAT THE HELL IS UP !!!! GIRL: I JUST FEEL SOO TERRIBLE ....*DROWNS ON AND ON * Me:*just walks of without really paying attention* then the girl has to follow u around all day . like if this has ever happened
OKI DOKI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leave malicious acts to the melevolant
I Can't Wait Until Spring/Summer 2O11 (: X
best game with my friends when i was a kid
RULES: dont let the baloon touch the ground
best game with my friends now
RULES: dont let the baloon touch the ground or else your doing a PUNISHMENT!
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