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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
Ancient Proverbs: -Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. -Man who run in front of car get tired. -Man who run behind car get exhausted. -Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. -Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. -Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. -Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. -Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. -War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. -Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
ohh. Nana nana, whast my name? (:
I think you are amazing :)
Things don't always work out how you want them to...but maybe that's because what we want isn't always what's best for us
suddenly getting super typing sk!lls when your typing your password =] <3
i hate it when my mom makes me get up from my seat to give it to an old person,its like mom i'm your kid and i'm freakin' tired too!:|
those people who talk and you can't understand :/
Facebook blocks CURSE WORDS!! Really, promise, didn't know the internet was that smart, SH*T, they missed one
Andy loves big black c**k if u don't believe me ask his mum
You’re older, I’m wiser… Let’s paint this picture perfect (8)
you think she feels the same, that she wants to kiss you just as bad as you do. ask her out wait for the long silence. then she texts back and says that she thinks of you as a friend :(
like if this has happened to you
I like to like likes, got a problem?
Jam Aniel. ♥
I may not have been your first date, your first kiss, or your first valentine.. I just want to be your last; and I'm fine with that.. They save the best for last. <3
that fish on spongebob thats like "hey man thats not cool" (new episode comes on) spongebob drives into a melon cart "hey man what do you have against the melons!!HAHA
ending up in the gutter outside Hive cos them cobbles are Ba***rds.
Calm your ass down... I'll like it if I want to like it.
lil waaaaaayne (:
Show your support, it doesn't matter if they don't see this but for the Japanese earthquake and tsunami survivors
when after a concert, u just awkward;y stare at the crowd because u were told not to wave...
It's not that I hate you... actually, no, yes it is that I hate you.
FFS he isnt saying the square root of 69 is 8 something he's saying its ACER!
Getting stoned on Tylenol. At school.
i love how people can talk about you when your only 5 inches away from them...i hate backstabbers and i hate fakes..... oh i guess that mean i hate you:)
Tht right girl like my status like it hard. O yea I'm about to comment
DON'T EAT DA POO POO
I'm going to murder the person who invented Solitare!! UGH!! U COULDA MADE IT EASIER DUDE!!
'like' if u like kissing ur boyfrend
I hate it when someone says who i like it warms my heart up but sometimes i want to poke my heart with a knife.
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