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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
so they finally found out how much coke charlie sheen had... ...apparently it was enough to kill two and a half men
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
I hate it when someone mentions the name of the person I no longer wish to remember
My girlfriend phoned me and said "Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. :D" So I went over and rang the door bell. She answered, so I broke up with her for lying to me.
Like if you get it.
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
Dude, you got her. She YOURS. So step up , treat her right or she won't be yours for long.
-Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
-Man who run in front of car get tired.
-Man who run behind car get exhausted.
-Man with hand in pocket feel c**ky all day.
-Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
-Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
-Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
-Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
-War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
-Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
These are the stories our parents raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up?
People say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you’d lose it.
The five main reasons a girl will stop texting a guy back...
- He said or asked something he shouldn't have.
- He said "K" or "Mhm"
- He was starting to get boring.
- She is busy or fell asleep.
- She looked at his facebook and realized that the way he talks to her is how he talks to every girl </3
Like if yu have woke up on the wrong side of the bed.. Minus the bed with yur face in Nachos nd theres an amish horse carrige in yur room :D
hvis dit efternavn er Lykkegaard?
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Verdigris is full of drama and fake people :)
Grabbing the tissue about to sneeze then it stops oh for fuk sake make up your mind :/
Marilyn. Why did you k!lled yourself ? when the doors here were for you open. I wonder What did have seen in ther world and how did you feel and how they ..... and how you.... You died after this "diamonds" dd you took it in you grab ? Or did feel here what i human wanted after you lived like they wanted.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DOWN THE WATER SPOUT TO THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE WATER SYSTEM THERE YOULL FIND A LITTLE ALLIGATOR WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF ALFRED IF YOU DO HES MINE. I LOST HIM. I THREW HIM DOWN THE WATER SPOUT AND NOW IM FEELING LONELY CUZ HES GONE. I MISS HIM.
True Love Survives Any Amount Of Distance and Time....I Am a Soldier's Girl <3
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Erin your sekc :)
Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
Boy: Hey do you have a mirror in your poket??
Girl: No why???
Boy: Oh because i can see me in your pants.
When you're texting someone and you're trying to make a conversation or you tell them something and all you get is a St*pid face like, " :) or :P " What is that?? I'm not talking to you now.
Dear Rihanna, In the song 'S&M' you say - 's*x in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it' So what does s*x smell like? Signed your confused fans :) x
^ Whoever made this group is clearly a confused virgin who has never had s*x, or been in a room after s*x. Signed an unconfused fan.
If I get 100 likes I Erin.A will die my hair Ranga Orange :D
If You Hate Justin Beiber's Voice
It's funny how we ALWAYS talk on facebook, but when we are at school, we only say hi.
I never sit at the end of the seat at mass, because i know when i come back from communion, i'll lose my seat and make a dick of myself :(
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