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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.
knowing that you're better than the person who's currently dating your ex :)
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
A Facebook Chat between An EX couple
Girl : Hey
Boy : Hey =)
Girl : How are you ?
*Boy types : I'm Miserable ! I need you Back ! I Miss you ! I LOVE YOU ! ! ! * Then Erased it..
Boy : I'm Fine..
"Love " n "Care' are very expensive gifts!
Don't expect them from cheap people ..!
Turtles can smd
I Want To Be With My Boyfriend / Girlfriend Every Day
No matter how much money there is in the world, or jewellery, or anything in fact - 'the universe'.. Thereis nothing more valuable to than you <3
"Dude she just called you Simone" "OH HELL NO!! Hold my gnome"
Go into Google translate type in " HTYGHUYNS" translate from English to Chinese and be shocked by what you hear :)
i sleep in clothes instead of pyjamas coz im a fearless barsted
We Could be like
Eric and Ariel,
tarzan and Jane,
Peter Pan and Tinkerbell,
Aladdin and Jasmine,
Romeo and Juliet. <3
The awkward moment where you realize you have no toilet paper after already sitting down on the toilet.
When someone said "Count your blessings now, before they're long gone". I guess I just didnt know how, I was all wrong. They knew better, but still you said forever.
Saying "What" When Somebody Asks You A Question, Even Though You Actually Heard Them.
een adamsappel bij mannen is zo s*xy!
"She called you a shopoholic!" "oh hell no, hold my wallet! on second thought brb, goin shopping :D "
Excuses are like a$$holes. Everyones got'em and they all stink
Dear notification box on the bottom left side of the facebook page, stfu no one really cares when they get a notification, and once I read you, please go away and don't just stay there for 30 minutes.
Justin Bieber makes me horny!
wrangler's,copenhagen wintergreen,boot's,and lipgloss[:
I told my ex I felt like k!lling her, and she said I needed professional help... so I hired a hitman. :D
That really cute text you weren't expecting <3
Nuns that wear pink wellies and black mini skirts :P
Kidoo And Teachersz Converszation!
Kidoo- Mrs Kan I Go To The Reszt Room?
Teacher- Yeaa' But Tell Me The Alphabet
Kidoo - ABCDEFGHIJKLMOQRSTTUVWXYZ
Teacher- Wheresz The "P"?
Kidoo- Runninq Dwn My Leq(:
if you really love someone, you should tell them, words are often broken from words left unspoken. <3
Kentucky Wildcats! ♥
Like, if you love 'em. (:
You know i told you boy, you're always on my mind
You know that i'm crazy about ya, I need you right by my side.
And i want you, boy
and i need you, boy
you're the only boy in my life...
The awkward moment when u tell someone that u hope they get eatin by a turtle
And then u find out turtles are vegeterians -.-
when you don't know how to spell something so you try to find a word you know that means the same thing
when you randomely look at somebody cause you love them like crazy and they are looking at you to
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