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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
womens english- yes= no. no= yes. maybe= no. we need= i want. i am sorry= you'll be sorry. we need to talk= your in trouble. of course, go ahead= you better not. do what you want= you'll pay for this later. im not upset= of course im upset, you moron!
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think ... Its a tea bag!
sometimes i wonder if my parents look at me and think 'oh my god, my child is a retard'
If you're too old to go the speed limit then get off the damn road!
evan lawler what a love bug!!
Raving at your cousins barmitzva party
the awkward moment when Orla Callanan starts making weird noises when she's texting..
Willow Smith man version: I whip my mullet back forth i whip my mullet back and forth .
the feeling you get when someone you dnt kno well says they love you <3
i like liking things :P
i dont tell you cos i dont want you 2 worry
We all know a prick called Graham.
i would so buy ichiban lipstick for men <3
Hi I am zah :D
i look at my best friend and think: 'why do i love this retard?!'
Wij (To/Wi/Ke) willen broodje Mexicano op KHLim (campus Oude Luikerbaan) !
"Hello, 911? It’s Quagmire. Yeah, it’s caught in the window this time."
I am moving like an fish on earth, but my appearance like an pinguin.
The orkward moment when sean graham acts cool ;)
The urge you get when you just want to knock a B*tch out.
Playing on Fifa shouting about how its not offside then you see the replay
þoli ekki þegar Snæbjörn Þorri Árnason og Gugga Bjór eru í sleik á vistapartyi
why are most things now a dayz about girlfriends and boyfriends? they should be more about food, because food is amazing.
Hey pretty lady, wanna go upstairs & stare at each other's pretty? -JohnnyBravo <3
i miss the time when i used to go to the cinema with my love without give an attention to the movie ! kissing my lover's hand was all what i want !
all the ppl who love Emily Bebbington!!
No, dear parents, my room isn't messy because of me, the clothes monster just threw up and died up here.
Your friend does something embarassing and you let it go but when you do something embarassing you'll never be allowed to forget it!
Nice wax job rook!
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