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Go to google translate, type in "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and translate it to Chinese. Once you recover from laughing your butt off, like this :)
Girl: What's the price of this shirt? Boy: 5 kisses Girl: What's the price of that dress? Boy: 10 kisses Girl: pack both of them dad will pay Boy: ...F*CK
Admit it. ..................................... At some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers.
"Dude, wanna hang out?"
"Nah, hanging out with my girl man."
"What happened to bros before hoes?"
"That rule still goes, but it's just that she ain't a hoe."
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
The sweetest thing a boyfriend can say to his girl:
"The next girl I will ever love on this Earth, will be our DAUGHTER." (:
Dude, you got her. She YOURS. So step up , treat her right or she won't be yours for long.
Peace and bloody quiet.
Its always me who's to blame isn't it... -.-
I hate how people in youtube respond to a persons comment from like, 10 pages ago, and you can never find it.
Milgaye jo chora chori Hui masti thodi thodi Bas pyaar ka naam na lena I hate love stories:P
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That awkward moment when you lift more weight then krixus
Cindy Cindy Cindy, kapster Cindy knipt en kleurt je haar. Met kam en schaaar! (like if you know)
best game with my friends when i was a kid
RULES: dont let the baloon touch the ground
best game with my friends now
RULES: dont let the baloon touch the ground or else your doing a PUNISHMENT!
Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.
Students in my school are not categorized by animal names. - JK, I GO TO NIXOR.
On a sunny day in teh middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back thew drew their sowards and shoot eachother. A deaf policeman herd the noise and got up to arrest the two dead boys. If you do not belive my lie, ask the blind guy, he saw it all. :P
Kentucky Wildcats! ♥
Like, if you love 'em. (:
She wouldn't buy me the game, so i broke the tv, she's unfair, you don't know, go away! --->Greatest Freak Out Ever 11!!
that awkward moment when you think you've thought of something clever and witty enough to make into a facebook LIKE page....fail
Knowing you've met somebody you won't be bored looking at when you're 90 <3
Twitter: A place where you can talk about anything and you wont get snobby comments :)
Post - Having such a brilliant night! - if it's that good why are u on Facebook??!!
I miss sitting on my front porch under the stars, where we kissed for the first time, hoping my daddy wouldnt see..I miss the way you looked at me everyday as if it was the first time you laid eyes on me. I miss your laugh, your smile, the way you taste, the way you made me feel completely flawless. The way you made love to me like i was all you'd ever need. I still think about you everyday and everytime i see you it still k!lls me inside, you used to look into my eyes and i sat there hoping you couldnt read my mind, now im just invisible to you</3
Your Best Friend likes your crush is seriously not a good sign
looking at the person across the classroom then he/she looks at you and then you both catch eachother and look away acting likes its all good and then your just thinking OMG WAS HE/SHE LOOKING AT ME I WONDER IF HE/SHE THINKS I WAS STARING AT HIM/HER OMG WHAT IF HE/SHE THINKS I LIKE HIM/HER OR SOMETHING WHAT IF HE/SHE THINKS IM WERID OR CREEPY lol but really it was just nothing lol
Azim stewart is a tunedogggg!!
Like If You Wish Pauly-D or Vinnie Was Your Valentine. :D <3
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