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Why does a newspaper look more interesting when someone over the table is reading it? O.o
Dear Teachers, I'm sorry I didn't realize that the color of my nails, how many bracelets I wear, If my hair is up or down, What clothes I have on, If I wear make-up or how many piercings I have would affect my education. Sincerely, Students.
DAD: joins facebook.
BOY: (posts on his wall) "WTF"
DAD: what does that mean?
BOY: welcome to facebook!
like this if you get it. <33
Liking someone alot then figuring out their in love with your bestfriends.
Girl: In case you
didn't realize. My
heart was just recently
shattered into a
thousand pieces.
Boy: In case you
didn't realize. I want
to glue all the pieces
back together, even
if it takes the
rest of our lives
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
God made coke.
God made pepsi.
God made me.
Oh so s*xy.
God made rivers.
God made lakes.
God made you.
Well.. we all make mistakes.
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
Girl: Would you break your COD disc for me?
Boy: Why?
Girl: I was just wondering., would you?
Boy: Yeaah..
Girl: Phew, i accidently broke it..
Boy: YOU DID WHAT?!
Girl: You said you would break it for me!?
Boy: GET OUT!!!
Girl: But...
Boy rings girl up later: Babe, i was joking i broke it this morning.
Girl: I already broke my Justin Bieber CD for you!!?
Boy.....
Like if you know this would NEVER happen (:
Paul Hendry.. We All Know Your Gay
Reasons why I don't open the curtain and look out the window at night: 6% I'm afraid of the dark. 94% I'm afraid someone will be lying against the window looking at me.
You may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but you're still my favorite colour.
How many times do i have to say "excuse me" before "get the f*ck out of my way" becomes acceptable?
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ITS CALLED BEING NICE...NOT FLIRTING
I'm not short! I'm fun sized
Like this if you love being AWESOME!
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If I had a car all my problems would be solved :|
BANANA whats my name, BANANA whats my name.... Dad, its oh na na:/
Staring into your horses eyes, knowing it has the potential to be a unicorn
That one person with a comeback for EVERYTHING
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Yes You May Have 20+ Likes On All Your Pictures But You Look Nothing Like That In Real Life!
No one is afraid of heights, they are afraid of the fall, No one is afraid to play, they are afraid to lose, no one is afraid of the dark, they are afraid of what's in it, no one is afraid to say ''I love you'', they are afraid of the response.
Guy: Brb!!
Girl: ok x
*3 hours later*
Guy: Im back!
Girl: what took you so lang? ://
Guy: I Was explaining to someone how much i loved you! <3
Girl: Awwww. Thats sweet! Now what's the real reason?
Guy: O.O I was playing Black ops!
Girl: Thought soo.
are you from McDonald? Cause your full of Sh*t!
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When your home alone and you here some creepy noise you ammediately turn into ninja mode (:
mom: when you like a boy, you can't go at him and say " i like you, kiss me, and then we'll be together <3".You have to wait for him to do that.
WTF who invented this rule? :|
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
Hello! This is Mujibar
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