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waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life
So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how fucking cool is that for someone her age?
"Dude, wanna hang out?"
"Nah, hanging out with my girl man."
"What happened to bros before hoes?"
"That rule still goes, but it's just that she ain't a hoe."
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
DAD: joins facebook.
BOY: (posts on his wall) "WTF"
DAD: what does that mean?
BOY: welcome to facebook!
like this if you get it. <33
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
Reasons why I don't open the curtain and look out the window at night: 6% I'm afraid of the dark. 94% I'm afraid someone will be lying against the window looking at me.
theres no way that you could EVER understand how much i love you,and how much i wanna be with you right now.
I LOVE MY MOM. SHE'S ONE IN A MILLION.
ITS CALLED BEING NICE...NOT FLIRTING
Don't 'k.' me you little rat.
Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Loves is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It dose not take offense and is not resentful. Love take no pleasure in others people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes.
when you really have'nt done anything wrong and u still get blamed for it :)
bath
relaxing
washing
hair
shampooing hair
shampoo in the eye
aaahhhhhhh shampoo in the eye
thats happened to everyone ;)
Hello! This is Mujibar
In soviet russia football kicks you
(girl)-*crying*
(guy)-"whats wrong?"
(girl)-"nothing."
(guy)-*hugs girl*
(girl)- "why did you just hug me?"
(boy)- "cause i wasn't there to protect you from the person who made you cry."
i just want to find that one person who makes me feel like i'm worth something to them, and they'll never let me go.
He's not just my boyfriend, he's my best friend I love him and never want us to seperate
It's better to be single then forcebly indulged in love.
stephanie haunani melton is supperr hott. c:
When you wake up and have the best dream of your life and the next thing you know, it was only a dream. :(
It doesn't matter how you say I love you, what matters is if you mean it or not! <3
Paul Hendry.. We All Know Your Gay
Anatidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
I remember when Four used to be called C4..... good times
Girl: Would you break your COD disc for me?
Boy: Why?
Girl: I was just wondering., would you?
Boy: Yeaah..
Girl: Phew, i accidently broke it..
Boy: YOU DID WHAT?!
Girl: You said you would break it for me!?
Boy: GET OUT!!!
Girl: But...
Boy rings girl up later: Babe, i was joking i broke it this morning.
Girl: I already broke my Justin Bieber CD for you!!?
Boy.....
Like if you know this would NEVER happen (:
AY, Basta. Di ko ma-explain. :))
If I had a car all my problems would be solved :|
When you're singing your favorite song then your friend come and join you but they don't even know the words of this song
If this gets 50 likes I Brody.W. will shave my head.
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