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waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life
Showers aren't just for cleaning, and some people don't go in just for cleaning.... It's for... A place thinking about life... A place when your depressed... A place to sing without getting embarrassed... A place for alone time... A place to get warmth... Showers are amazing.
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
Guy: Want to hear a joke about my c**k? Never mind, its too long.
Girl: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you won't get it.
The sweetest thing a boyfriend can say to his girl:
"The next girl I will ever love on this Earth, will be our DAUGHTER." (:
In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.
I hate it when you talk to someone every single day and then all of a sudden it just stops. And then neither of you say a word to each other.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
Dude, you got her. She YOURS. So step up , treat her right or she won't be yours for long.
my neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. can you believe that?! 2:30am! luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.
four main reasons a girl
will stop texting back.
One - You said something that made her mad
Two - You just started to get boring
Three - She fell asleep
Four - You said the letter "K"
When you know you like someone and everything seems to be going well... then it all c**ks up :/
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.
I remember when Four used to be called C4..... good times
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Spelling things correctly.
the awkward moment when someone eats all the cake!!
mwi wae the lads mwi wae the lads mwi mwi mwi mwi mwi wae the ladssssssss<3!
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saying the "N" word when its not needed.
like if YOU LOST THE GAME
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Teen boy's mum and dad don't know that he swears on FB...
Dad: Im so in the loop now with all the cool kid's sayings.
Teen boy: *snorts* u sure bout that?
Dad: yup :)
Teen boy: ok then wat does LOL mean?
Dad: Laugh Out Loud
Teen: Wat does BRB mean?
Dad: Be right bak
Teen: wat does OMG mean?
Dad: Oh My God
Teen: wat does WTF mean? (oh, wait. crap.)
Dad: Why the face
Teen: ...
Dad: wat did i get one wrong? (i dont see how...)
Teen: NO!! u got them ALL RIGHT!! (just dont look them up!
Like this if you want your peanut back!
That awkward moment when you sleep at your friends house and wake up before them, and all u can do is stare round their room for an hour or 2 til they wake up ........
iloveyou.
Dude, Calm down. It's only P.E, not the Olympics.
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if your still standing, you haven't drunk enough.
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