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Dear brain, give me a break. Get that someone out of my mind, please.
Dear Teachers, I'm sorry I didn't realize that the color of my nails, how many bracelets I wear, If my hair is up or down, What clothes I have on, If I wear make-up or how many piercings I have would affect my education. Sincerely, Students.
At school we used to sing "Gooooooooooood morninggggggggg teacher.......".......when she said to sit again "Thanqqqqqqqqqqqq teacherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........".......:p
Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)
Like this if you know...
-A really nice redhead
-A really smart blonde
-A really cool person with glasses
-A person who eats a TON but is skinny
-A person who is going through a really hard time but still tries to be happy...
Yes, my status is aimed at you. Ba***rd.
That moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet, so you start freaking out.
my neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. can you believe that?! 2:30am! luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.
The only time teenagers watch the news is to see if the school is closed. =D
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
the feeling where you want to say something, yet you know you can't.
Guy: Want to hear a joke about my c**k? Never mind, its too long.
Girl: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you won't get it.
only knowing sombody for a day or 2 but suddenly knowing them so well you can tell them anything
Dude, you got her. She YOURS. So step up , treat her right or she won't be yours for long.
Awkward moment when your standing there pushing a pull door :/
BESTFRIENDS:
they act like your...
- therapist
- worst enemy
- your lesbian lover
- your best friend
- your mom
- your sibling
- like their freakin God or something
-but most importantly
the person you love the most
Justin Bieber said he was having a BABY, Usher said OMG, Katy Perry set off FIREWORKS, Bruno Mars thought they where GRENADES, Eminem said he was NOT AFRAID, Jason Derulo said WHATCHA SAY? then Nelly woke up and said it was only JUST A DREAM
I may not be the most beautiful girl or the s*xiest girl nor do I have a perfect body. I might not be everyone's first choice, but I’m a great choice. I do not pretend to be someone I’m not, because I’m good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things in my past, but I’m proud of who I am today. So take me as I am, or watch me as I walk away! ♥
The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends
People say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you’d lose it.
When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :)
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
You only have 1 mom.
Like this if you appreciate
& love your mom!
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
Yes. My status is aimed at you. Biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the 4 biggest lies ever told:
1) I'm fine
2)Seriously, I don't like anyone
3) I swear that was my last piece of gum.
4) I have read and i agree to the Terms & Conditions
DID YOU KNOW:
-Kissing is healthy.
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you.
-Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it.
-89% of guys would want girls to make the first move.
-Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist.
-Chocolate makes you feel better.
-Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
-Guys think its cute when you mess up.
"s*xy" means I want you. "Pretty" means I like you. "Beautiful" means I love you. "Gorgeous" means all of the above and that is because you are the best thing that ever happened to me :)
Do you want to know what my problem is? I will tell you what my problem is…
i love you. I love your name, I love the way you look at me, I love your
gorgeous smile, I love the way you walk, I love your beautiful eyes, I
love the sound of your laugh, i love the way you get mad, i love the
way i dont understand you at all. I love the way I can be having the
worst day of my life and seeing you completely changes my mood. I
love how when you touch me I get weak,
thats my problem...
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
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