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Dear brain, give me a break. Get that someone out of my mind, please.
“I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.” Bill Gates.
“I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.” Bill Gates.
coming out tonight ? nahh have a heifer calving the night
Friend: did you know that masturbation can lead to the loss of memory??
You: really? i didnt know
Friend: Wait........what was i talking about?
like if you get it :)
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When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :)
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Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
BESTFRIENDS:
they act like your...
- therapist
- worst enemy
- your lesbian lover
- your best friend
- your mom
- your sibling
- like their freakin God or something
-but most importantly
the person you love the most
waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life
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sometimes the best revenge is to smile, move on, and do NOTHING ;)
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It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.
The awkward moment when you open an exam and can't even answer the first question
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
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sometimes i wonder if my parents look at me and think 'oh my god, my child is a retard'
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in every circle of friends, there is one who makes every conversation dirty, one who knows how to answer every question u throw at them, a blonde and of course, one who says random jokes and punch lines
Guy: Want to hear a joke about my c**k? Never mind, its too long.
Girl: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you won't get it.
Dear daddy,
no matter where i go in life,
who i get married to,
how much time i spend with guys,
how much i love my boyfriend,
how much i talk about my boyfriend,
you'll always b my number one man.
Sincerely, your little girl.
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There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Ginger.
They were all in jail and escaped. They ran to a nearby farm, which had a barn. The police were a few hours behind them.
The three girls hid in the barn.
The brunette hid behind the horse.
The ginger hid behind the pigs.
And the blonde hid behind the hay.
The police entered the barn and began to search around.
The horse said "neighh".
The pig said "oinkk".
And the hay said "heyyyyyy(:".
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Like this if you know...
-A really nice redhead
-A really smart blonde
-A really cool person with glasses
-A person who eats a TON but is skinny
-A person who is going through a really hard time but still tries to be happy...
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