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Dear brain, give me a break. Get that someone out of my mind, please.
Dear Parents, I stay up late, fall out with friends, have a messy room, literally LIVE on my lap-top, I'm lazy, and I'm ALWAYS texting. Though mum, dad, I'm NOT the only teenager that acts like that. I am just a TYPICAL teenager. So don't think your doing anything wrong, because your not. To be honest, if I WASN'T doing any of these, things, THEN you should be worried. Sincerely, Teenagers everywhere.
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
People say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you’d lose it.
It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.
Us girls . . we love it when you kiss us on the cheek, when you kiss us when we're in the middle of saying something, when you play with our hair, and when you wrap your arms around our waist. (:
ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend run into each other
boy:hey! listen, i really miss you
girl:*sneezes*
boy:bless you , are you sick?
girl:no, i'm just allergic to bulllSh*t.
When I say that I won't tell anybody... my best friend doesn't count.
In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.
Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)
I'm not mad at you just because I'm ignoring you. I just don't want you to know how I really feel..
being a girl and saying "suck my dick"
A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy? That's all they are. Bottled promise
the feeling of accomplishment when the person you hate is hated by everyone
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Liam Hogg, non stop bullSh*t..
Tryign to avoid teacher eye contact so you won't be called on
I don't mind people borrowing money, Its when they take months to give it back. That's the F*cking problem.
Don't hate on the new Girlfriend because you became the old girlfriend who couldn't keep him happy For some reason he moved on!
that burd that wis geein sooks in kelvingrove park fur a quater botto a glens
bath
relaxing
washing
hair
shampooing hair
shampoo in the eye
aaahhhhhhh shampoo in the eye
thats happened to everyone ;)
Please verify that you are a human... no Sh*t what else could i be?
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had pokémon cards.
the ony thing you can really do with a round trees fruit pastel is chew.
LIARS you can suck em MOFO's
6 crazy things
1) jump up and down on a spinny seat
2) dance like ur dumb
2)be crazy
4) there was no #3
5) u just looked
6)u liked this
i love when ur parents thinks "lol" means lots of love XD
Love the life you Live, Live the Life you Love and Think Positive. by Robert Nesta Marley.
nice bum where ya from?
Regina Sask. Why do you ask ?
Cause you're hot why not . (:
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