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Seeing a status that is blatantly aimed at you and liking it :)
Ancient Proverbs: -Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. -Man who run in front of car get tired. -Man who run behind car get exhausted. -Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. -Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. -Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. -Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. -Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. -War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. -Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
People say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you’d lose it.
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
Do you want to know what my problem is? I will tell you what my problem is…
i love you. I love your name, I love the way you look at me, I love your
gorgeous smile, I love the way you walk, I love your beautiful eyes, I
love the sound of your laugh, i love the way you get mad, i love the
way i dont understand you at all. I love the way I can be having the
worst day of my life and seeing you completely changes my mood. I
love how when you touch me I get weak,
thats my problem...
Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)
That moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet, so you start freaking out.
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
four main reasons a girl
will stop texting back.
One - You said something that made her mad
Two - You just started to get boring
Three - She fell asleep
Four - You said the letter "K"
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life
Admit it. ..................................... At some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers.
R.I.P Micheala Harte :(
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
You fight like a married couple, you talk like best friends, you flirt like first loves, and protect each other like brother and sister, obviously its meant to be.
like this if someone made u smile today:}
When I was your age I undressed my Barbie dolls not my boyfriend, slag.
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"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
That awkward eye contact made when you're at a red light and you look over and see the creepy guy in the car next to you staring at you.
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We all know a sluut called sarah..
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? funny world.
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How come all of these likes are about boyfriends and girlfriends? :/ They should be about bacon. Because bacon is amazing and can bring world peace.
Boy: So, s*x at my place?
Girl: Yah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!
Like if you get it ;D
If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
The awkward moment when you fall off your unicorn into a volcano and discover that there are fire resistant fish but die before you can tell anybody...
The smile on my face doesn't mean my life is perfect, it's just the reflection of knowing it will be one day.
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