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Seeing a status that is blatantly aimed at you and liking it :)
Dear Teachers, I'm sorry I didn't realize that the color of my nails, how many bracelets I wear, If my hair is up or down, What clothes I have on, If I wear make-up or how many piercings I have would affect my education. Sincerely, Students.
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
"You can't just come walking in here on a sunday morning with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches." - Pauly D :)
That moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet, so you start freaking out.
The sweetest thing a boyfriend can say to his girl:
"The next girl I will ever love on this Earth, will be our DAUGHTER." (:
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
It's not that I hate you.. it's just, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water, i'd drink it.
"Dude, wanna hang out?"
"Nah, hanging out with my girl man."
"What happened to bros before hoes?"
"That rule still goes, but it's just that she ain't a hoe."
DID YOU KNOW:
-Kissing is healthy.
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you.
-Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it.
-89% of guys would want girls to make the first move.
-Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist.
-Chocolate makes you feel better.
-Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
-Guys think its cute when you mess up.
Dear Teachers,
I'm sorry I didn't realize that the color of my nails, how many bracelets I wear, If my hair is up or down, What clothes I have on, If I wear make-up or how many piercings I have would affect my education.
Sincerely,
Students.
the 4 biggest lies ever told:
1) I'm fine
2)Seriously, I don't like anyone
3) I swear that was my last piece of gum.
4) I have read and i agree to the Terms & Conditions
When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :)
having like 1000 friends but only chatting with 10 of them........wtf :L
We all have something near and dear to us named Bob.....mine just happens to be my dog. XD
bath
relaxing
washing
hair
shampooing hair
shampoo in the eye
aaahhhhhhh shampoo in the eye
thats happened to everyone ;)
That awkward moment when someone dosent understand your sarcasim /:
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had pokémon cards.
R.I.P Harry Bayne, you will be remembered and missed by many <3
Doing something that goes RIGHT through you, and feeling really annoyed but thrilled at the same time. :L ♥
Loving someone takes courage. It doesn't mean you're not afraid. It means that you're terrified, but you’re even more afraid that if you don’t let yourself love them, you’ll lose them forever.
A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Sick Ba***rd..
i wish you were never gone!! <3<3<3<3 cus knw i want you back!
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when you get crazy butterfiles just thinking about someone.. :/
or that's cool too = why did you just purposely do what i asked you not to
wee needdaa haangg ouutt ! = i'm saying this to be friendly but it's never gonna happen
i have to go to bathroom = come with me. right. now.
do you have extra... um *widens eyes* = i need a tampon/pad.
that's soo mean = i feel a little bad but not enough to help you
she's such a B*tch = i will most likely be all buddy-buddy with her tomorrow at school
i'm just tired or i'm fine = i want you to pressure me into telling you
Never tell your problems to anyone. 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
— John Lennon
Elementary: YAAAAYYYY I GOT A STICKER ON MY PAPER! I DID A GOOD JOB (Proud)
Middle: Wow how old do they think we are? Jeez
High: OMG I HAVE A STICKER ON MY PAPER! OMG DOES YOURS? HA IT DOESN'T WELL MINE DOES! IN YOUR FACE!
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