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Seeing a status that is blatantly aimed at you and liking it :)
my neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. can you believe that?! 2:30am! luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.
waking up after a night out and realising you've ruined your life
Do you want to know what my problem is? I will tell you what my problem is…
i love you. I love your name, I love the way you look at me, I love your
gorgeous smile, I love the way you walk, I love your beautiful eyes, I
love the sound of your laugh, i love the way you get mad, i love the
way i dont understand you at all. I love the way I can be having the
worst day of my life and seeing you completely changes my mood. I
love how when you touch me I get weak,
thats my problem...
69 will never be just a number, ever again....
Boy: "Do you want to play the fire engine game?"
Girl: "How do you play that?"
Boy: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'Red light!' when you want me to stop."
Girl: "Okay, let's play."
Few moments later...
Girl: "Red light!"
Boy: Fire engines don't stop for red lights.
the 4 biggest lies ever told:
1) I'm fine
2)Seriously, I don't like anyone
3) I swear that was my last piece of gum.
4) I have read and i agree to the Terms & Conditions
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
Like this if you know someone, whose a real TWATTTTT !!!!!
trick questions arent fun !
Weyyyyy, Jangan dok buat HOT sangat lah!
walking in the rain, so no one can tell your crying. there comes a time in your life where you have two choices, pick the right one. if you choose the wrong you could end up un-happy and full of regrets.
I follow my friends around their house cause I don't want to be left alone and have awkward moments with their parents.
standing with your friends smiling,thinking about *him* being in your dream..and then realizing your friends are staring at you cause they think your crazy staring off into space
**Boy and Girl texting**
Boy: Haii cutie !
Girl: ............. hey :/
Boy: Wha... what's wrong dear?
Girl: i'm lonely.
- Door bell rings, she walks and opens the door to see him there with a rose
Real Life
Boy: hi :P
Girl: hey
Boy: whats wrong
Girl: everything :(
Boy: Lol Ok
Girl: ......... wow thanks douche
~how yu can tell when they like yu~
*when they are staring at yu and when yu turn to look at them they look away quickly
*when they start to tease yu more and more
*when they smile when they see yu walk in
*when they talk to yur friend whos next to yu but is staring straight at yu at the same time
~thats how yu KNOW they truthfully like yu~
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Sleeping in a bus: leans on the window..vibrates too much. leans on a friend...it looks gay. leans front...my back will bend. leans back...not comfortable. WHAT THE F*ck SHOULD I DO
That awkward moment when it's your birthday, and people are singing happy birthday to you, and you just stand there clueless of what to do.
Your so 'drunk' you were able to turn on the pc, go to internet, facebook, type in your email & password correctly but the spelling in your status is ridiculous.. fair play to ya!
Today
I have come to the conclusion
that the United States and Canada are in a war of the most annoying.
The United States drew first blood
with the Miley Cyrus.
Canada returned fire
with the brutal Justin Beiber.
However I believe
the United States has won the war
with it's latest creation,
the Rebecca Black.
If Canada can top that,
I'm afraid the world may not survive.
the momment when everyone starts ohhhhhhh ing and you join in for
ABSOLUTLEY NO REASON
That one person you cant help but think about :')
Guy: "Wow that girl is hot with a great voice!" Girl: "That's Justin Bieber..." Guy: "Never speak of this moment."
when people say they hate drama, but they also start it :\
Round house kicking Chuck Norris in the head because your a fearless Ba***rd
PAKI MAFIA
If this gets 50 likes I Brody.W. will shave my head.
I Got Burnt On Australia Day.
rihanna- oh nana whats my name?
person-why are you asking your grandma your name?
rihanna-oh shut up and drive!
person-but it's raining!!!
rihanna- then get under my umbrella.
person-who do you think you are?
rihanna-the only girl in the world
person-no you are not!
rihanna- i love the way you lie......
;)
Like this if you hate seeing one of your best friends going through the hardest time in there life, when you know that there is nothing you can do. :/
Boy: imma go to sleep.
Girl: ok
Boy: i love you
Girl: i love you too bye
*hangs up*
...Girl sends text to boy saying "i dont want you to go"
Girl's phone rings
Girl: hello?
Boy: i decided you were more important than sleep :)
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