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Man kann alles, wenn man nur will.
Ancient Proverbs: -Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. -Man who run in front of car get tired. -Man who run behind car get exhausted. -Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. -Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. -Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. -Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. -Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. -War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. -Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
clapping the longest in assembly because you are a fearless Ba***rd.
Admit it. At some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers.
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
I like Mario. he's cool. he's all like "hello, im maaarrio, im a Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican."
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
GIRL FACTS: When she wants a hug she will just stand there,When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand,When a girl is quiet millions of things are running through her mind....
People say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you’d lose it.
I'm not the prettiest girl, I don't have a perfect body or perfect hair, and I don't have boys following me. I might not like the same type of music, follow trends, or hang around with 'popular' people. People might not understand my point of view, and I may say the 'wrong' stuff. Judge me, and talk about me behind my back.. But one thing is for sure. I'm not going to change for anyone.
A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
...Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.
Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam? ;)
I like the Microsoft Paperclip because he's so chill. He's just like "Hey mann, I know I should be helping you out with that 10 page essay you're writing. But I'm just gonna sit here, stare at you. Maybe turn into a bicycle. Because I'm chill"
I'm one of those people who just goes around liking stuff on Facebook when im bored.
HOT2 tak kemana, Lubang kuboq sama panjang sama lebaq jugak!
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you meant what you promised. Silly me.
"i only got a blackberry because everyone else has one"
Kady Smith Is My Big Sister!
Anatidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
Pot vjen era Huder ....
Liking fearless Ba***rd statements because you're a fearless Ba***rd.
A Facebook Chat between An EX couple
Girl : Hey
Boy : Hey =)
Girl : How are you ?
*Boy types : I'm Miserable ! I need you Back ! I Miss you ! I LOVE YOU ! ! ! * Then Erased it..
Boy : I'm Fine..
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I hate it when a guy flirts with you and you start liking him and you realize that he doesn't :'(
I wanna be a penguin, but penguins are slow....so I'm TURBO PENGUIN!!
Writing what you want on your status, and not giving a F*ck about whether people "like" it or not :)
Always be yourself. Unless you can be a penguin , then allways be a penguin .
Micheal Bannon, Please stop commenting on every single statuas and liking nearly everything on Facebook. Yours Sincerely, The Facebook Population
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