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Man kann alles, wenn man nur will.
Girl: what would you do if i broke up with you? boy: then i'd go back to my ex. (girl cried and broke up with him) --next day-- girl: what are you doing here?? boy: like what i said, i'd go back to my ex. so, will you take me back ?
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
Dude, you got her. She YOURS. So step up , treat her right or she won't be yours for long.
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
That moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet, so you start freaking out.
a stranger stabs u in the front, ur boyfriend stabs u in the back but, bestfriends only poke each other with straws
send 2 ur friends and like!!)
I put the s*xy in dyslexic ;D
boys who wear vans and snap back hats <3
I wanna be a penguin, but penguins are slow....so I'm TURBO PENGUIN!!
A Facebook Chat between An EX couple
Girl : Hey
Boy : Hey =)
Girl : How are you ?
*Boy types : I'm Miserable ! I need you Back ! I Miss you ! I LOVE YOU ! ! ! * Then Erased it..
Boy : I'm Fine..
That awkward moment when you lift more weight then krixus
Click "Like" for a chance to win an all expensive paid 2 week holiday to Melbourne, Australia.
when ur light and bed are to far away so you turn off your light and jump on your bed as fast as you can cause you think a monster might get you =D
dont judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree.... and ya dnt yu dare judge me as well >.<
OMG! are you ok? I saw on the news that the short bus flipped and I know how you don't like to wear your helmet because it makes it too hard for you to lick the window!
WE ARE THE LOSZERS !~!~
If I didn't reply to your text the first time, DON'T re-send It!
I guess I'm not nearly as strong as the drink in your glass
getting stoned out yer farter
the awkward moment when ciaran uses his i phone and a hard drive to pay for his taxi home...
here mate wanty stop makin an arse oot eh us oan face book . kis am pure heftii F*cking ragin
(Like This -->) If You Have SomeBody in Your Life That You Love Deeply, Would Give Anythin Up For That Loved One, Love Spending Every Second With That Person, love How Yall Stay Strong Through Any Problem ( big or small ) & Deff., Wuldnt Want Him/Her To Ever Let You Go.<3
k of course I get that St*pid joke, stop asking if "I got it" dang.
Like if you get it ^^^
if u evr been in the arms of the love of ur life but when u look into his eyes u kno hes thinkin of another girl and wishes she was in his arms instead of urs.
i F*ckin' love ya! (i n chav accent, you know the wan from misfits!!)
Being tired and asthmatic has got to suck...have you tried to yawn through an inhaler?
if you had no feet would you wear shoes??? .... umm no!!.... well why do you wear a bra!! OH SNAP!!
why do qirls post a picture if dey aree qunna say dey look uqly ? retarded !
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