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Man kann alles, wenn man nur will.
Dear Teachers, I'm sorry I didn't realize that the color of my nails, how many bracelets I wear, If my hair is up or down, What clothes I have on, If I wear make-up or how many piercings I have would affect my education. Sincerely, Students.
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
I may not be the most handsome guy or the 'fittest' dude, nor do I have a perfect body. I might not be everyone's first choice, but I’m a great choice. I do not pretend to be someone I’m not, because I’m good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things in my past, but I’m proud of who I am today. So take me as I am, or watch me as I walk away! <3
Justin Bieber said he was having a BABY, Usher said OMG, Katy Perry set off FIREWORKS, Bruno Mars thought they where GRENADES, Eminem said he was NOT AFRAID, Jason Derulo said WHATCHA SAY? then Nelly woke up and said it was only JUST A DREAM
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
These are the stories our parents raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up?
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends
People say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you’d lose it.
We fight like a married couple, We talk like best friends, We flirt like first loves, and protect each other like brother and sister, obviously its meant to be. <3
Buddy: You're not Santa!
Fake Santa: Yes I am.
Buddy: No you're not.
Santa: Yes, I am.
Buddy: OK if you're Santa, what song did I sing to you on your birthday?
Santa: Why, uh, Happy Birthday, of course!
Buddy: Dang it...
When they say 5 hour energy gets rid of that 2:30 feeling their right. Instead its replaced with the feeling you get when you waking up at 6:30 the next morning with a major hangover.
Boys: Like this if you exist..... I'm a guy, I hate call of duty, If I had a girlfriend I'd show her off to all of my friends, I'd tell her everyday why she was so amazing, I'd love her for who she is, not her body, for her heart.
Joshua Nathan Broughton :)
i like the boys who start the conversation saying "hi sis" that bring about a sigh of relief...whoaa
Mandag: Dritsur - Tirsdag: Fortsatt sur - Onsdag: Bare 3 dager til nå... Torsdag: Ahhh.. helg imorgen.. Fredag: CHILLÆRN! - Lørdag: WooHo, sove lenge... Søndag: Åh fy faen, en ny uke + at søndager er driiitkjedelig.
Only when you are lock out. The is the moment in which you realise that a key is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo important.
when you know one of your friends like the same guy. you give up on him, and let her have it. but she doesn't appreciate it, and realize the day you told her who you like, she was all negative about it. she says ily to you huh, then what would she say that to her boyfriend if "ily" meant nothing but 'im just a fake friend of yours, dont bother'?
95% of teens would panic if Justin Bieber was on a 250 foot building about to jump. 5% brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!"
If it keeps me warm, I'll give it to you to keep you warm. Coz real men will brave any and all elements if giving his jacket meant it would keep his woman warm. What's a lil frostbite gonna do?
we all know a chloe who sucks c**k and has aids
Single&Avalible...But NOT For You! XD
Garfield, why do YOU hate Mondays? YOU DON'T EVEN WORK!
Being weird, cuz being normal is just too boring :]
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Caaaarrrrrllllll. There is a dead human in our house!....Ohh hey, how did he get there??
"So what's your destination?"
Like this if your on a diet but you can't help it and eat something like chocolate :p
Wierd Feeling When Water Bounces Out The Toilet Into Your But When Takin a Sh*t...
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