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Man kann alles, wenn man nur will.
TODAY, I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Justin Bieber socks. I asked her if she liked Justin Bieber. She said no; she liked to wear these socks, because she got to step on Justin Bieber every time she walked. I love this kid.
a black man walks to a bar. a white man says: "colored people are not allowed in here." the black man says: "when i'm born i'm black; when i'm cold i'm black; when i'm sick i'm black and when i'm dead i'm black! but when you're born you're pink; when you're cold you're blue; when you're sick you're green and when you're dead you're purple! yet you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
like it, if you are AGAINST RACISM
Imagine how awkward it would be if skype names were used in real life "hey, xXXJeNjEn 123 *heart sign*?" "hey Iloveturtles666 *><*?" "Look, it's ROFLLOMFG *xD* and ♫lalalala♫"
Textaphrenia is a new disease found in the blood of teenagers where they think they heard a new text message but they didn't.
Well, Reverse Textaphrenia is a disease where teenagers get new text messages and they don't check it because they think it's just Textaphrenia
I hate it when you go to spit out your car window and end up getting spit inside your car or on you :(
you just tripped and fell.
Good friend: oh Sh*t are you okay? let me help you up
Best Friend: (looks at where you fell) you idiot theres nothing there get up laughs; keeps walking
Man: We`ve got to get this man to a hospital right now!!!!!!!!!!
Girl:A hospital? what is it?
Man:Its a building with patients but thats not important right now!.
When Blacl people started wearing their pants low, white people called it " saggin' " why ? read it backwards " niggas "
Hate when you lose something then take forever to find it when it was right in front of your face
The awkard moment when someone thinks your having cornflakes with water :L
those chips in the adds on pages look like dog Sh*t :L:L
Being a mad Ba***rd and voting Yes to AV
YOU'RE NOT COOL BECAUSE YOU DO DRUGS, SO STFU!
getting pissed with pop while nans in the F*cking kitchen!!!!!
I miss sitting on my front porch under the stars, where we kissed for the first time, hoping my daddy wouldnt see..I miss the way you looked at me everyday as if it was the first time you laid eyes on me. I miss your laugh, your smile, the way you taste, the way you made me feel completely flawless. The way you made love to me like i was all you'd ever need. I still think about you everyday and everytime i see you it still k!lls me inside, you used to look into my eyes and i sat there hoping you couldnt read my mind, now im just invisible to you</3
Don't start a relationship with someone without intending to make it last.
Boy: Make me a sandwich.
like if you cried...
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LIKE IF YOU PISSES YOURSELF LAUGHING?!?!?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
that awkward moment when you think you've thought of something clever and witty enough to make into a facebook LIKE page....fail
"Fearless is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can't breath without them. i think it's fearless to fall for your best friend, even though he's in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they'll never stop doing. i think it's fearless to stop believing them. it's fearless to say "you're NOT sorry", and walk away. i think loving someone despite what people think is FEARLESS".
Im okay with hair on your head, im okay with hairy arm pits, im okay with MAYBE a little hair on the chest and sometimes side burns but i will not stand FACIAL HAIR !GROSS xD
Dude she just called you......Do you wanna know what people have been calling you?!?
Nerds; laugh at us now, work for us later.
Trottelige Trotteln turtels.
Girl: Does my butt look fat?
*Boy thinks* ITS HUGE!!!!
Lead me to the light
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH! I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH! Just whip it whip it real good x)
Dear lesbian, you're not Shane, stop trying.
i wish i had those moving sstairs liike they do in the mall in my house cause i always bust my butt on normal stairs!
Blaine and I love football! ...Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.
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