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Man kann alles, wenn man nur will.
Ancient Proverbs: -Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. -Man who run in front of car get tired. -Man who run behind car get exhausted. -Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. -Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. -Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. -Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. -Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. -War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. -Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Boy: I heared we can make a baby if we get naked and I get on top of you.
Girl: Ok Lets do it.
*Boy and girl take off there clothes and the boy stands on top of the girls head*
Boy: Is It working?
Girl:No,I dont think So.
Milgaye jo chora chori Hui masti thodi thodi Bas pyaar ka naam na lena I hate love stories:P
best game with my friends when i was a kid
RULES: dont let the baloon touch the ground
best game with my friends now
RULES: dont let the baloon touch the ground or else your doing a PUNISHMENT!
SUCK YUH MUDDA!!!
Peace and bloody quiet.
getting stoned out yer farter
Kidoo And Teachersz Converszation!
Kidoo- Mrs Kan I Go To The Reszt Room?
Teacher- Yeaa' But Tell Me The Alphabet
Kidoo - ABCDEFGHIJKLMOQRSTTUVWXYZ
Teacher- Wheresz The "P"?
Kidoo- Runninq Dwn My Leq(:
Yo momma so at lord said "Let there be light" so he waited for her to move.
Guys play games..... so I play haeder 02 win <3
Love never dies...you just lose it...
Selalu ada pelajaran dibalik setiap kejadian. Jangan anggap masalah sebagai musibah, tapi carilah hikmah dan jangan menyerah.
WERE BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE NO MOTHER COULD HANDLE US A SISTERS :D
Textaphrenia is a new disease found in the blood of teenagers where they think they heard a new text message but they didn't.
Well, Reverse Textaphrenia is a disease where teenagers get new text messages and they don't check it because they think it's just Textaphrenia
If Timeplayed = Money
I Would be Bill Gates
A Facebook Chat between An EX couple
Girl : Hey
Boy : Hey =)
Girl : How are you ?
*Boy types : I'm Miserable ! I need you Back ! I Miss you ! I LOVE YOU ! ! ! * Then Erased it..
Boy : I'm Fine..
P*nis is a funny word.
I want to be happy because She/He's happy
But how can I be happy knowing im not the one making her/him smile.
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Its always me who's to blame isn't it... -.-
That heart attack you get when you flush the toilet and the water starts to rise until it looks like its gonna flood
All Trespassers will be shot on sight, all survivors will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of law.
Have a nice day. :)
that awkward moment when someone asks laura bunting if shes albino...
Everyone needs a blonde friend with big boobs.
Kentucky Wildcats! ♥
Like, if you love 'em. (:
lyrically I'm supposed to represent,I'm not only the client, I'm the player president
The awkward moment when you & the guy you like are talking in the hall & his friend's all like " Dude ! Stop flirting . Let's go !"
Yeaaa no. Thats not how it works...
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