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Man kann alles, wenn man nur will.
Son: Dad, my math teacher yelled at me today! Dad: Why?! Son: My teacher asked me what is 3 x 2, and I answered 6. Dad: That's right! Son: Then he asked me what is 2 x 3 Dad: WTF is the difference?? Son: That's what I said...
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
knowing that you're better than the person who's currently dating your ex :)
every day im shuffelin ;) ;) ;)
OH HELL NO!
bethany fawcett stinks!
U Cant Hold On To Water So Why Hold On To That One Boy ?? x
So my friend cam up with a new word, "Drippin" it means like legit. Help spread the Drippin!!!! (:
Jamoola Bzieh is the most amazing person in the world <3
and I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad iI met her
The only reason you sent me a friend request is so you can be nosey. ..cause you don't even say thanks for the add, so that tells me you are being nosey.B*tch!
Azim stewart is a tunedogggg!!
Why would I help give laptops to kids in Africa when i dont even have one ?! :P
Oh, god - another facebook trend - these ones about impressing the examiner ... WE DONT CARE :L
twinkle twinkle little wh*re close your legs your not a door your gonna catch an std your only wanted cause your free twinkle twinkle little wh*re your cheaper than the dollar store
^^^^Look at you mother, sister, wife and much more by yourself and then maybe you could speak about me, because i am honorable, not like you. and what you imagne and....is sickness and it called mental with your mind to the realität
im bored... Add me..
"Jamie Covarrubias" (: Faceeebookkk(: thnxx
go to google translate :
translate lindsay lohan to arabic nd listen ,, when u finishh Laughin ur F*ckin ass off
likee this :P
"bit on the side or booty call" means they do actually like u but ashamed of u or what people might say, actually being named as there "BF or GF" means they want to show u off, "being engaged" means he/she is mine keep ur hands off being "married" means you no that they want u all to there self for the rest of your life and they love you so much ♥
omg it crazy when you take a dump and see your whole meal in there xD
What the hell does Herping your Derps mean?
Irish version of GTL. :)
when a girl makes you prove your love to her, and you enjoy doing it <3 :)
that one piece of clothing you will never return no matter what happens.
Your Real Name Is Darren Kelly For God Sake. Why Are You Lying To Us?
Your giving away the fact you still love me when you sit there and TRY to make me jealous. But nice try anyway, wanna try again?(:
Making home brew lemon, lime and bitters cause your a fearless Ba***rd.
Im good enough to talk to one min now u blank me one word..stuck up B*tch = fact !!
Cody: Bailey, What's Going On With You? You're Acting Up In Class, You're Fighting, You're Horribly Misusing Kitchen Utensils.
Bailey: Well, Excuse Me If I'm Upset, Cause All The Girls In Class Are Falling All Over You.
Bailey: I See The Way They Flirt With You, And You Don't Do Anything To Stop 'Em.
Cody: Really? They're Flirting With Me?
Bailey: Yes! It's Disgusting.
Cody: Tss, Tss YEAH! All Of Them?
Bailey: How Could You Not Notice?
Cody: Because You're The Only Girl I Not
1. Get a caculator
2. put in these following numbers: 5318008
If your a boy Like if you like what you see
If your a girl like this if Im a perve
If your Gay you must be confused...
that awkward moment they tell people on tv they only have a few years to live
Being nice to someone you dislike doesn't mean you're two faced or a fake. It means you are mature enough to tolerate your dislike towards them
sniffing pritt stick cos your a fearless Ba***rd
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