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Man kann alles, wenn man nur will.
Girl: I can be naughty Boy:How naughty?? Girl: Real Naughty Boy: Show me :) Girl: **Snaps the boys black ops disk** Boy:....
Your Dad is the only man you will ever need, the only man who will never let you down, the only man that will always love you no matter what. I Love You Dad <3 <3
I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I'm gonna take my time getting there, I'm not in a rush. Because I'm a turtle."
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
Dear sister I miss you only when I can't find some one to do my work for me
That crazy 5 seconds you have when you stand up to fast and go blind or extremely dizzy.
when your about to watch a scary movie and your like this isn't scary and an hour later your like blud walk me to the toilet.....
When you're jeans bunch up at the crotch and makes it look like you have a dick.
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mom:make your valentines day cards
child:okay(cindy joe rebecca) how do you spell shanaquishaholla?
mom:idk shes in your class
child:i know but i dont know many people with that name!! i guess shanaquishaholla dosent get one!
*next day*
shanaquishaholla:hey nick wheres mine?!?!
"HO HO HO!!".......is what Santa says in a strip club
A guy who calls you princess, sees you as a goddess, envelopes you in his arms when you're hurting, fights for you like you're his very heartbeat, still teases and flirts with you after you are already his girl, and hangs out with you just like a best friend <3
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When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :)
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I DON'T CARE BOUT THE BLOUDY COOKIE, STOP POSTING IT ON MY WALL!
Oh you talk to me now?
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untangleable headphones!!!
In your bed, it's 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.
Admit it. ..................................... At some point in time you've tried to see if you had superpowers.
Do you want to know what my problem is? I will tell you what my problem is…
i love you. I love your name, I love the way you look at me, I love your
gorgeous smile, I love the way you walk, I love your beautiful eyes, I
love the sound of your laugh, i love the way you get mad, i love the
way i dont understand you at all. I love the way I can be having the
worst day of my life and seeing you completely changes my mood. I
love how when you touch me I get weak,
thats my problem...
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girl : owww oooh ahhh oh i feel soooo baaaad Me: *give a look * . then when no1 aske girl watsup they just get louder louder and louder until finally Me: Can u shudup plz ! . girl gets louder and louder so. Me: okay th WAT THE HELL IS UP !!!! GIRL: I JUST FEEL SOO TERRIBLE ....*DROWNS ON AND ON * Me:*just walks of without really paying attention* then the girl has to follow u around all day . like if this has ever happened
That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page
DID YOU KNOW:
-Kissing is healthy.
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you.
-Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it.
-89% of guys would want girls to make the first move.
-Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist.
-Chocolate makes you feel better.
-Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
-Guys think its cute when you mess up.
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
Mimi Mitchell is jesus.
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