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Man kann alles, wenn man nur will.
3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof* Blonde: I think-. *poof*
"If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" - Johnny Depp
1)i need 2 tell you a secret look at number 5
2)the answer is look at number 11
3)Dont Get Mad look at number 15
4)Halt and look at number 13
5)look at number 2
6)calm down look at number 12
7)just wanted 2 say i love you
8)it is...look at 14
9)its erm number 4
10)Last Time look at number 7
11)WeLL Its that look at number 6
12)Look at number 8
13)pls number 10
14)sorry but eh...Number 3
15)you must be really mad look at number 9
Oh your dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich.... You want those leftovers too?
four main reasons a girl
will stop texting back.
One - You said something that made her mad
Two - You just started to get boring
Three - She fell asleep
Four - You said the letter "K"
Spoon me t'F*ck!!
That awkward moment when Keith Callanan thinks he has friends but then finds out he's just a loner :P
I guess I'm not nearly as strong as the drink in your glass
Music from the sixties,seventies,eighties,nineties,naughtys and..........erm HELP!
Yeah I'm gonna stab someone soon, so you should try not to piss me off! Cheers :)
49 states were snowing. Thats all except Florida....... I am going outside with an air sol can
A chunky/firm toosh
Rip my jeans. Not my heart. <3
Turtles can smd
I love you like my pet goldfish....I could never flush you down the toilet but kissing you would just be weird...
That awkward moment when someone waves at you and you wave back only to find out that they were waving to the person behind you.
cow tipp'n =]
If Timeplayed = Money
I Would be Bill Gates
Im like Marmite...You either love me or hate me!!
The awkward moment when u promise 2 keep a secret and u end up telling ur bff! :D "like if u do this!"
There are those who dream, and there are those who shatter them.
its awkwark when you try to talk to people and after a while they dont reply and you think you annoyed them but really they're just busy or didnt get the message
Dear Whoever made the like
"drinking your titty milk because you can't be assed walking to the fridge."
Stop being an asshat and walk to your fridge. B*tch.
Smooth the Cuticle.... PUSH!
Pandas are so soft and cuddly...especially Uriel ;)
We Could be like
Eric and Ariel,
tarzan and Jane,
Peter Pan and Tinkerbell,
Aladdin and Jasmine,
Romeo and Juliet. <3
sorry, I don't speak moron...please translate into English.... :)
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? He couldn’t do it last night because he was too busy talking his best friend out of suicide. See that girl, with her face caked in make up? She’s bullied, she needs to feel beautiful. See him, the one who wears long sleeves everyday? He covers his arms to hide the scars. See her, with the cheap, hand-me-down clothes? Her family can’t afford food for half the month, let alone get brand names. I'm against bullying. Like if you are too.
OR the boy said that to get out of doing homework
the girl might just be ugly or a sl*t
the boy might just like long sleeved shirts
and the girl might just be having a money crisis
L.I.K.E if your against stereotyping :)
I Want To Be With My Boyfriend / Girlfriend Every Day
0c=3 like if u c it
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