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Man kann alles, wenn man nur will.
The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends
Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think ... Its a tea bag!
Comments on your FB profile pic
friends: aww, you look so pretty! :)
best friends: Man, you lookin so s*xii! I would so tap that! XD
Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
These are the stories our parents raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up?
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels.. Sick Ba***rd..
Dear sister I miss you only when I can't find some one to do my work for me
1+1=69 . . . like if you get it :)
Justin Willer Lim Casino<3
A Facebook Chat between An EX couple
Girl : Hey
Boy : Hey =)
Girl : How are you ?
*Boy types : I'm Miserable ! I need you Back ! I Miss you ! I LOVE YOU ! ! ! * Then Erased it..
Boy : I'm Fine..
The moment when you told a "racist" joke and you find out that race is behind you.
If you wish you had a GameSphere!!
Kidoo And Teachersz Converszation!
Kidoo- Mrs Kan I Go To The Reszt Room?
Teacher- Yeaa' But Tell Me The Alphabet
Kidoo - ABCDEFGHIJKLMOQRSTTUVWXYZ
Teacher- Wheresz The "P"?
Kidoo- Runninq Dwn My Leq(:
A B C D E F G Barney is my enemy stick a pistol up his nose pull the trigger and there he goes
Turtles can smd
Guy- I love you
Girl- I love you to
Girl- Whats wrong?
Guy- I only get one?
Girl- Yes, One that lasts forever
Whenever i hear your name i get a big cheesy smile on my face! :D
Girl comes into school with loads of make-up on
Girl 1: You should have told me the circus was coming to town!
Girl 2: It Isnt!!
Girl 1: Sorry i must have mistaken you for a clown!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hormones should be spelt wh*remoans
Liking a group on Facebook because you can immediately relate to it.
If a guy can’t handle a girl in sweatpants, he sure as hell doesn’t deserve her in a wedding dress.
Type something here and see how many people like it...A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
I don't knwo where i stand with you
And i don't know what i mean to you.
All i know is that evey time i think of you all i want to do is be with you!!♥
- Like if you've ever had this feeling <3 <3 <3 -
SUCK MY ROOT ITS AN OPAL FRUIT :-D
On a sunny day in teh middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back thew drew their sowards and shoot eachother. A deaf policeman herd the noise and got up to arrest the two dead boys. If you do not belive my lie, ask the blind guy, he saw it all. :P
Students in my school are not categorized by animal names. - JK, I GO TO NIXOR.
Facebook search " petition for a Friends TV show reunion" and like that page because Friends is one of the funniest shows ever
Love never dies...you just lose it...
Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.
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