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Man kann alles, wenn man nur will.
so they finally found out how much coke charlie sheen had... ...apparently it was enough to kill two and a half men
Missing someone isn't about how long it has been since you have seen them or the amount of time since you've talked. It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish that they were right there with you.
The Akward Moment when Ms Shushpanova says to everyone tat she is scottish and her wellyboots are the latest style in the soviet Union, And then joel Bentley laughs and gets Sent out! :L
Me and MOD Vintage
1. Get a caculator
2. put in these following numbers: 5318008
If your a boy Like if you like what you see
If your a girl like this if Im a perve
If your Gay you must be confused...
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The awquad moment when you use txt language in person
I want a boy who will love me for who i am and never judge me. A boy who says you're beautiful every day and texts me last thing at night and first thing in the morning. I want the boy to love me and only me, and love me even more if possible on valentines day. I want a boy who understands me when i am moody. I have found my dream boy who treats his girlfriends just like this, but doesnt to me =/
Guy:I love You!
Girl:I love you too......
*Two Weeks Later They Break Up*
Guy:I'm so over you.
Girl: Wtfff?! I really Loved You,!
that awkward moment they tell people on tv they only have a few years to live
girl1 : my dady bought a fulla gum to me ;;girl2: how much ;; girl1:actualy he bought to me a packet cost six dollars ;; girl2:can you give mee some ;;; girl1: ow!! sorry no but you can smell the packet
When you think a guys hott but inside they are douche bags that only want s*x like if youuuu agree(:
Save a drum. Bang a Drummer
Trottelige Trotteln turtels.
5 years old
mum: how was school?
Child: They Stole My Cookie
*Kicks Door Shut*
Mum: what the hells up with you?
Child: She Stole My Freacking Boyfriend Thats Whats Up!
*Mum Shuts Up*
LOVE will never leave PAIN. They're destined for each other! ;(
best game with my friends when i was a kid
RULES: dont let the baloon touch the ground
best game with my friends now
RULES: dont let the baloon touch the ground or else your doing a PUNISHMENT!
It must be awkward when GPS navigation tells gay people to go straight.
Irish version of GTL. :)
What the hell does Herping your Derps mean?
Before I loved talking about the F word in every relationship.. We planned out exactly what we would do in the F word.. &+ Now I'm sick and tired of hearing the F word.. Future.
If you live to be a hundred, i want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so i never have to live without you.
When Blacl people started wearing their pants low, white people called it " saggin' " why ? read it backwards " niggas "
OKI DOKI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love My Husband <3
kevin dorward touches kids
I Can't Wait Until Spring/Summer 2O11 (: X
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what i want.............My Own Business.!
nearly every girl falls for a heartbreaker.
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