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Man kann alles, wenn man nur will.
So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how fucking cool is that for someone her age?
Girl: What's the price of this shirt?
Boy: 5 kisses
Girl: What's the price of that dress?
Boy: 10 kisses
Girl: pack both of them dad will pay
"Dude! She called you snow white!" "OH HELL NO!! Here, hold Grumpy"
Hi I am zah :D
evan lawler what a love bug!!
Willow Smith man version: I whip my mullet back forth i whip my mullet back and forth .
i like liking things :P
the awkward moment when Orla Callanan starts making weird noises when she's texting..
the feeling you get when someone you dnt kno well says they love you <3
We all know a prick called Graham.
i dont tell you cos i dont want you 2 worry
all the ppl who love Emily Bebbington!!
i would so buy ichiban lipstick for men <3
i look at my best friend and think: 'why do i love this retard?!'
why are most things now a dayz about girlfriends and boyfriends? they should be more about food, because food is amazing.
i love mi bestfriend
i sell ass for crack =]
Wij (To/Wi/Ke) willen broodje Mexicano op KHLim (campus Oude Luikerbaan) !
I am moving like an fish on earth, but my appearance like an pinguin.
"Hello, 911? It’s Quagmire. Yeah, it’s caught in the window this time."
The orkward moment when sean graham acts cool ;)
þoli ekki þegar Snæbjörn Þorri Árnason og Gugga Bjór eru í sleik á vistapartyi
Playing on Fifa shouting about how its not offside then you see the replay
The urge you get when you just want to knock a B*tch out.
No, dear parents, my room isn't messy because of me, the clothes monster just threw up and died up here.
Kuj palan cho vi me us naall lard ke time gujar dita, rab ne yaar dita pyar paoun layi me akal khatir gava dita !
http://likehunter.com - support this new facebook like site :)
Nice wax job rook!
the long-sought-after proof that money grows on trees
money is what people use when they sell
sell sounds the same as cell
a cell is a tiny room
one type of person who lives in a tiny room is a monk
monk is a short form of monkey
monkeys eat bananas
bananas grow on trees
THEREFORE money grows on trees!- anon
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