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Girl: Would you break your COD disc for me?
Boy: Why?
Girl: I was just wondering., would you?
Boy: Yeaah..
Girl: Phew, i accidently broke it..
Boy: YOU DID WHAT?!
Girl: You said you would break it for me!?
Boy: GET OUT!!!
Girl: But...
Boy rings girl up later: Babe, i was joking i broke it this morning.
Girl: I already broke my Justin Bieber CD for you!!?
Boy.....
Like if you know this would NEVER happen (:
Girl: Mum mum mum mum mum mum mum!!!
Mum: WHAT!
Girl: I like Cheese
my heroes don't wear capes and have super powers
my heroes wear or have worn combat boots and have dog tags ♥
Dear boyfriend,
Kiss me when I'm talking.
Play with my hair.
Hold me around my waist.
Kiss me on the cheek.
Let me sleep in your arms.
Hug me and don't let go.
Hold my hand and don't let go.
Stay with me forever.
Don't cheat on me, because it won't make you look cool.
Call me beautiful or gorgeous, not hot or s*xy.
And last but not least tell me you love me.<3
-Your girlfriend. :)
life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind
the rejection you feel when you look at your phone and nobody has texted you...
i whip my hair back & forth ,
i whip my hair back & forth ,
i whip my h... OH Sh*t , MY WIG
Things I've Learned About Life...
1. Happy endings are for fairy tales.
2. Love is a word that gets thrown around and can cause great pain.
3. Promises are meant to be broken.
4. People change.
5. Hopes and dreams are just wishful thinking.
6. You may find the person of your dreams but chances are they've already found theirs.
7. Never listen to anyone.
8. People k!ll people, not guns.
9. Life is never fair.
10. After all the bullsh** is over, you die.
Seeing your friend in a fight and not being able to keep out of it.
Bacon Is Bacon,
Eggs Are Eggs,
Don't Let a Guy Between Your Legs,
He Says Your Cute,
He Says Your Fine,
Nine Months Later he Says NOT MINE!!
that happy feeling when siloso hung dies
girl:(sigh)
guy:whats wrong ?
girl:nothing
guy:yes it is
girl:no seriously .
(guy kisses girl)
girl:wow you just brightened my day !
guy:I THOUGHT NOTHING WAS WRONG WITH YOU !
Denae Marie Huisa: The most beautiful girl in the world:)
if a boy likes a girl he should not stop fighting for her
everyone that has slept with jemma hunter please go to the gum linic asap as your probs ridddled!!
That awkward moment when someone comments on a really old picture and you realize they were probably stalking your page.
Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it! <3
Can you find the mistack
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Like if u found it!
we all know a chick that fingers boys piss holes with a screwdriver called caitlin.
Girl: comes in, hair is a disaster, in sweats, and no make up on.
Boy: Why weren't you at school today?
Girl: Well lets just say I look about how I feel.
Boy: That makes no sense.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Well if you look beautiful where were you today?
Being ignored by someone you really like hurts.
girl 1: omg, your so pretty, wish i was you...
girl 2: omg thanks, so are you <3
boy 1: your well handsome!
boy 2: i think your gay mate?
Don't you just hate it when your texting someone you like a lot. And they haven't texted you for awhile, then your phone vibrates, thinking its them, and its someone else?
Like if this ever happened too you.
The Biggest lie in the world......................................... I have read and agree to the terms and conditions! :)
When you FINALLY forget about your ex and then they talk to you!</3
roll, roll, roll, a joint
pass it down the line
take a puff and hold it in
and blow your F*ckin mind!
If someone throw a stone to u...
Throw back a flower to him...
But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot... :P
You're like a human swiss army knife. Everytime i think i know everything about you something new comes out in you and you become even more awesome :)
When a cop says, "Your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" Do NOT reply with, "Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
Their is day's i wish my life would end.</3
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