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2 or 3 cups of tea... and the rest of the night is a blurrrr!!!!
Have you ever noticed the girls' with the parents' who baby them, spoil them, and treat them like shes 5 when they're16 almpst always turn out to be the sl*tty girl who smokes and drinks?
spot 'gay' : abcdefghijustinbieberklmnopqrstuvwxyz
That awkward moment when you forget how to spell an easy word.
I Love You is eight letters....but then again, so is BULLSH*T
You know my name, not my story. So don't judge me.
-A guy is walking slooooooowly in front of you- DUDE WTF IS UR PROBLEM ? MOVE !
Boy:ABC.
Girl:Ha?
Boy:Always be careful!
Girl:And?
Boy:DEFG. Don't ever forget girl!
Girl:Are you?
Boy:HI. Happy Inlove.
Girl:So?
Boy:JKLM. Just keep loving me.
Girl:So, how about NOPQRSTUVWXYZ??
Boy:(thinks) No other person quite reasonable shall treat u very well except me, you'll zee!
Sh*t Happens, No a$$holes cause it.
2008 - " can i borrow £50 to pay some bills?"
2010 - " can i borrow £1000 to pay some bills?"
2050 - " can i borrow £1,000,000" to pay a months rent?"
metje georgette!
I survived the shooting at El Compton Real High School.
People always say: "If you commit any type of crime, you're going straight to hell"
but God's Laws have NOTHING to do with Man made laws sometimes...soo you know what, I can plagerize all I want to!!
like this if your gonna stay pure till u get married!!! ;)
Us girls . . we love it when you kiss us on the cheek, when you kiss us when we're in the middle of saying something, when you play with our hair, and when you wrap your arms around our waist. (:
Ani kur pe përdorin edhe arsimtart qeto "FLEJ FLEJ", pot kallin krejt!
ITS SO FLUFFY, I'M GONNA DIE!!
As of words of Rihannan: "I love the way you lie <3" No wonder you still chase Chris Brown after he lied to the court and said he didnt hit you !
That crazy 5 seconds you have when you stand up to fast and go blind or extremely dizzy.
Snow White lived alone with seven men. Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother and went out. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked without clothes on. Sleeping Beauty was kissed by a stranger and married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
These are the stories our parents raised us with & then they complain our generation is messed up?
Dont you just hate when your teacher calls on you and you sit there in silence waiting for her to call on somebody else and she never does ......
I hate it when I'm peeing and the guy in the stall next to me sounds like a waterfall.
At school we used to sing "Gooooooooooood morninggggggggg teacher.......".......when she said to sit again "Thanqqqqqqqqqqqq teacherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........".......:p
how do you wear those heels? Proudly.
To AlL ThE PeOPlE WhO TaLk LiKE ThIs: I tHiNK YoUr CApS LoCk BuTToN Is BrOkEn
i wish that fb had a button that would keep ppl that u dont want around and it blows up thair computer.
"s*xy" means I want you. "Pretty" means I like you. "Beautiful" means I love you. "Gorgeous" means all of the above and that is because you are the best thing that ever happened to me :)
Plane crashing. There are 4 people inside it. The Pilot, A teacher, his student and a smart man. Unfortunately there were only 3 parachutes. The pilot said for himself, it takes years to make a pilot like me. I must live and serve this country more. With this he grabbed one of the parachutes and jumped. The Smart man said, I am smart. So I must live. He grabbed another one and jumped. Only one parachute left. The teacher said to the student, I am growing rather old. You are young and talented... teacher looks down.. looks back up .. HEY where did you go?
be careful who you open up to. only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
dnt yu just hate it wen yur bout to cross tge road an yu see a car so you wait buh then as they get next to yu they let yu cross WTF y crnt they do that in the first place IDIOTS
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