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You risk tears if you let yourself be tamed
if he loves, he'll do everything in his power not to hurt you.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!!!!! :D
Fine! There's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt colonel with a GOD COMPLEX!
Comedy is a bit like s*x... Before your a little bit nervous, During your having the time of your life... and afterwards you get paid...
In 2010 ..... NO ONE CARES!!!
When they say 5 hour energy gets rid of that 2:30 feeling their right. Instead its replaced with the feeling you get when you waking up at 6:30 the next morning with a major hangover.
Boys: Like this if you exist..... I'm a guy, I hate call of duty, If I had a girlfriend I'd show her off to all of my friends, I'd tell her everyday why she was so amazing, I'd love her for who she is, not her body, for her heart.
Rusty , Allen , Potter <3 .
the akward moment when your walking and think ur talking to your friend next to u but u look and it is them
ur ma
don't you just hate it when ur bananas are out of money at Walmart, so then you have to borrow some from the fruit cake in the bald fat guy behind you? (if ur random you would like this)
Wood, happens in the worst places. Gym class at school, Language when its your turn to the board, jogging out side in public but worst of all in the morning when you deside to role over to turn off the alarm clock and you miss it cuz your 6 inches off the ground ya ladys it sucks.
The saying "Sometimes all you can do is laugh" Neglects to mention the type of laughter involved. Right now I'm going with evil laughter and a side of giddy to just to make things interesting.
Santa: I cant believe it!
Elf: What Santa, have a bad Christmas?
Santa: Kids keep forgetting to leave me milk and cookies.
Elf: What do they leave you?
Santa: Drugs and Beer.
taylor lautner can gettttttttttttttt it!
Siiiiiiixty-niiiiiiine .... nuffseddd xD
negro
No Offense Intended to anyone but this is just funny.
A black guy and a mexican guy rent a house together. One day the house burns down and only the mexican survives. Why? The Mexican was at work.
that moment where that creepy kid won't stop IMing you, or commenting your stauses so you delete him... but then feel kinda bad 'cause he probably has no friends.
that awkward moment when your parents see you naked...
you never wanted the relationship so why go through all the trouble to get me back, the whole time all you thaught about was other guys. so while you played with my heart, i was caring about you. well now you can just
F*ck OFF
Having a really bad hangover saying your never going 2 drink again ..yet you do the same thing that night
B*tch, Ill knock your ass out! Real talk.
What Happens If You Love Him , But You Want To Be With Some1 Else & That Some1 Is Yur ''EX'' .!
-_- ''
i will do anything humanly possible to only have to take 1 trip up the stairs.
waking up before yr alarm and jst laying there til it goes off
*I have. 1 fish. i look away 4 fishes. How many do i have:D*. "I have no clue" *good neither did i* --> I have a 1 cup glass. 1/2 full of water.. the other half full of air.... technically. my glass IS full.:D smarts.. fool, i'm soo not tripping. *tripps*. okay okay okay.. you got me...:D
----->------ >--------->---------->--------->--------->Constance-MaRee-Wolfe.:D:]
*never say forver coz forver isnt real*
*forevers wut u think and forevers what u feel*
*so if u say forever please promise that ull try*
*but never say forever coz forever makes me cry*
you never wanted the relationship so why go throug hall the trouble to get me back, the whole time all you thaught about was other guys. so while you played with my heart, i was caring about you. well now you can just
F*ck OFF
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