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My girlfriend phoned me and said "Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. :D" So I went over and rang the door bell. She answered, so I broke up with her for lying to me.
Like if you get it.
dear bed, im sorry i left you this morning, take me back? ):
i look at my best friend and think: 'why the F*ck do i love this retard?!'
People say you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Truth is, you knew what you had, you just never thought you’d lose it.
3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
You only have 1 mom.
Like this if you appreciate
& love your mom!
Dear Rihanna,
In the song 'S&M' you say - 's*x in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it'
So what does s*x smell like?
Signed your confused fans :) x
so they finally found out how much coke charlie sheen had...
...apparently it was enough to k!ll two and a half men
That awkward moment when you name a file 'hkjghkjhk' and it's already been taken.
Goldrush Alaska Is Probably Just About The St*pidest Show I Have Ever Seen In My Life
That Awkward Feeling You Get When Walking Toward Someone You Don't Know On The Sidewalk.
An hour ago : OK, I'm full, not gonna eat anymore.
An hour later : Mum is there any food? (:
*Valentine's Day*
Girl: Hey babe, happy Valentines day look what i got you! *gives chocolate* Boy: Thanks baby, happy Valentine's day! *Gives 9 real roses and 1 fake rose* Boy: I'll love you until the last rose dies :) Like if you get it :D
hating your friends when you are with the guy you like. And then they try to make things awkward.
There's a worm at the bottom of the garden and his name is wiggly woo....... ;)
The awkward moment when Ms Sinclair's eyes ir runnin away fae each other
Derry gets it tight with bomds hi.. F*ck wats the point of it like >:(
In 9th grade when you choose to be nice to the quiet kid and you regret until you graduate high school.
a ba ba ba bird is the word a babababa bird is the word
Wake up in the morning, feeling like a Belieber. Grab My Worlds 2.0, I'm gonna spread this fever.
Looking fo a stroller, warning tag says, :WARNING, DO NOT CLOSE STROLLER WHILE CHILD IS IN IT, MAY CAUSE SUFFICATION: Well, no Sh*t sherlock o.O
Just LOL!!
F*ck Valentines day.
Andy Sixx is hot :)
That dirty minded friend ,who doesn't mean to be dirty but just is.
I really need to talk to you, it really important it about our future.
Hunbun, I already have plans on how we are going to celebrate our wedding.. you are going to love it.
No I didn't mean that..did you forgot about the honeymoon and the jakouzi :P
Boy: Hiya
Girl: Hiyah
Boy: Will you go out with me?
Girl: NO!
Boy: What did i just say?
Girl: Will you go out with me?
Boy: Yea of course babe:)
Girl:...
IF SOMEONE EVER DID THIS TO ME ID SMACK THEM IN THE FACE.
Clapping over your principal after school mass for the longest because you're a fearless bas**rd!
Friends are like brothers and sisters, even if you get in a fight at the end of the day your always a family :) <3
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